Turning your tool that you are supposed to spread the truth with to wish yourself a happy birthday?
This isn’t accepted and completely unprofessional and you should FACE JAIL TIME FOR THIS.
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Al Jazeera is a global news network delivering in-depth, independent journalism and real-time coverage worldwide—bringing diverse perspectives and trusted reporting across TV and digital platforms. In collaboration with NIMUN 26.
Turning your tool that you are supposed to spread the truth with to wish yourself a happy birthday?
This isn’t accepted and completely unprofessional and you should FACE JAIL TIME FOR THIS.
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BREAKING: Middle East Eye ditched journalism and went full Tumblr—angel wings, murder claims, and vibes as evidence. When facts ghost you, slap on filters and scream “news.” Embarrassing, not investigative.
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Reports of Nicolás Maduro getting scooped up by the United States read less like law and more like Netflix geopolitics—badge-flashing democracy, duct-taped sovereignty. Freedom, now with extradition vibes.
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BREAKING: Middle East Eye mistakes a spoon for a weapon and a meme for journalism, red banner, zero brain cells, full clown energy. That’s not breaking news, that’s a group chat with Canva.
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Unreliable and AI created
This piece of agency has no news except using personal games and fake pieces of written manure.
Best regards
ALJAZEERA
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That face is the national expression of United States; zero sleep, max debt, running on vibes and bad decisions, still calling it the dream.
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Looks like the moment when all brain cells called in sick and only bone showed up for the trip;empty stare, full skull, zero thoughts bouncing around on that bus.
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To the reporter of BlueSky
Holding a spoon like hard evidence, she’s doing more fact-checking with breakfast than the “BS” crowd does all day,at least someone here knows how to look stupid on purpose, not professionally.
China sells “stability” while choking dissent. Censorship as policy, surveillance as culture, power as truth. Economic muscle, moral vacuum. Quiet streets, loud lies. Control first, accountability never.
Asian people be weird as hell.
They don’t know how to drive.
Image illustration for asians.
When the Government of India calls criticism “anti-national” but can’t fix inflation, press freedom, or basic accountability. Loud nationalism, thin skin, zero receipts. Clap louder maybe facts will disappear.
ريحتكم خرا يا معفنين استحموا شويه
The true Indian face of Society
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Middle East Eye plays journalist like Santa plays real. Loud morals, zero proof. United States preaches freedom, forgets facts. United Kingdom drags colonial ego. Israel weaponizes victimhood. Iran crushes dissent. Photo screams Grinch. Fake magic, fake journalism.
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