I have been wholly unprepared for how obsessed with this boy dog I’ve become. He’s got me completely wrapped around his curls!

If two parties were identical in every respect except one was going to send a tomahawk missile into a school full of little girls and the other wasn’t, that’s actually still a substantive difference and you should vote for the better one

God in heaven, if this is false spring, LIE to me!! If this is fool’s spring, put me in the jester suit!! Put me in the hat with the bells!!!!

Trump calls his economy “the Golden Age.” And boy, is he right.

Trump’s economy is a golden age for billionaires and corporate CEOs—and pretty much nobody else.

Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.

Oh yeah I’m sure the war is going to end. Iran is just going to accept this bullshit administration and its bloody hands. Sure

So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

I also just think it’s incredibly dumb to do in DC but of course this administration would sign on to something like this.

These DC roads gonna destroy those cars

Trump voter who calls it the North of Ireland feels like a very uniquely American political alignment

Lansing Community College women's basketball dominates district, breaks through to NJCAA national tournament The Stars have had their eyes on an NJCAA tourney bid since coming up one win short the last two years. Sunday, they won that bid in emphatic fashion.

Lansing Community College's women's basketball team waited a year for another chance to win their way into the NJCAA national tournament. Sunday, the Stars won their district emphatically for the program's first berth since 1996, when they won it all.
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...

a female judge is sitting in a courtroom and making a funny face . ALT: a female judge is sitting in a courtroom and making a funny face .

Just saw a headline that expressed chatter about the files has died down due to everything happening in Iran

All I keep thinking about is how the pardons for all of this have already been written

Noem associate Madison Sheahan bought 2,500 marked vehicles for ICE Despite ICE employees seeking to keep a low profile in public, ICE official Madison Sheehan placed a bulk order for marked vehicles.

DHS made a massive purchase of 2,500 new custom marked ICE vehicles that are now sitting in parking garages because nobody wants to use them: “ICE has never had marked vehicles. We don’t want to use these - we can’t.” www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/immig...

I feel like it should be bigger news that Trump is now openly considering a military draft. Young men haven't been called up for a draft since 1972. Not during the Gulf War. Not during Iraq or Afghanistan. He received five draft deferments but is now open to drafting your kids.

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Having a Middle East war global recession while also having a capricious tariff global recession while also having an AI bubble global recession is not going to be a good time.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Smiling through the pain at the #MSU Bluesky DC-Area Spartan meet up.

The military draft comment from Leavitt feels like a trial balloon.

If there's enough outcry, Trump denies it and Leavitt falls on her sword for "misspeaking."

If there's not, Trump and Hegseth bring it up casually and slowly push. For example, Trump may "joke" about it as a next step.

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A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: “STOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

Arrest the goddamn president

Yeah it stinks that the economy is tanking and gas is about to hit $8/gallon and my 403(b) is in smithereens and we just started another endless regime change war in the Middle East but at least I don’t have to put my pronouns in my email signature anymore lol eat it libs

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

A total hardliner. Whose father, mother, wife, and son we just killed.

Also, and not to belabor the point, but man wouldn't it be nice to have an energy economy less reliant on oil. Good thing we didn't cancel all those renewable energy projects—oh. Oh right.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.