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Brett Lajzer

@annoyotron.bsky.social

Current: Fictions Former: Annapurna Interactive, Velan Studios, Vicarious Visions, 1st Playable. Opinions are my own I guess? He/Him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag [OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme

if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important

27.11.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 56
21.11.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7087    πŸ” 2779    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 19
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

18.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13013    πŸ” 3943    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 50

Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64

17.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1931    πŸ” 625    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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What I saw.

10.11.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1366    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

What a banger

07.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1656    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 16

get in losers, we're doing 2008 again but with graphics cards instead of houses

31.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 22
A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok"

Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts
Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird
Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat
Long - long
Hunk - has handsome chiseled features
Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list
Satan - has horns
Pervert - has a giant foot
Melting - goop
Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles
Bird - has a beak and wings
Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head
2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally
Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth
Past Memory - inside a polaroid
Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head
Flat - i think you get the idea
tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory
mouth - mouth
video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape
silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband
And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok" Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat Long - long Hunk - has handsome chiseled features Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list Satan - has horns Pervert - has a giant foot Melting - goop Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles Bird - has a beak and wings Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head 2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth Past Memory - inside a polaroid Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head Flat - i think you get the idea tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory mouth - mouth video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

29.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16
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You might’ve heard the news: SpaceX just passed 10,000 Starlink satellites launched. And that number is already old news, as there’s now a new Starlink batch launched every other day. Here’s what that looks like in a short animation of Comet A6 Lemmon courtesy of Michael Jaeger:

28.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16

Omg Jess these are all so cute!

27.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

22.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6711    πŸ” 2099    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 50

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

15.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Mods are asleep post brassicas

13.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2033    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 36

The Framework forums thread got insanely unwieldy, so I wrote up a (somewhat shorter) summary post of the situation

crimier.github.io/posts/Framew...

11.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11

I'm of the opinion a work can exist inside a horny manifold without being traditionally horny on its surface. It's probably not a coincidence that Qud Markov text is so often smutty

11.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I realized I’ve been sort of mourning the internet lately. It’s odd. This β€˜place’ that used to contain a wealth of actually valuable information, and introduced me to many people I now call friends, and which paved the way for my career, has almost completely rotted away. It’s not coming back.

02.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2322    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13
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@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
r/TwoBestFriendsPlay everywhere system

02.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Detective Arrives at crime scene: Oh god, what happened here?
Lab tech: The victim was disemvoweled, sir?
Detective: What?
Victim: Hlp m, t hrts s mch
Detective: Oh god, he's still alive
THIS WEEK ON
CSE: Crime Scene Enunciation
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Glottal Stops Here"
The Who starts blasting

30.09.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This only happens to you once

26.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 21754    πŸ” 4248    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 182

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

23.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8500    πŸ” 1888    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 66
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Omg I forgot I can post videos here now (w/ @kennieadventure.bsky.social)

22.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5
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Rocco Basilico (Chief Wearables Officer,
EssilorLuxottica) broke it down:
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Twitter cap Text: richard @richard normal my name is rokos basilisk and i'm making artificial intelligence that you put on your body T TBPN @tbpn β€’ 19h The Ray-Ban Meta story started with a cold email to Mark Zuckerberg. Rocco Basilico (Chief Wearables Officer, EssilorLuxottica) broke it down: TBPN 09/17/25 07:16 PM POT ramp 1 DR 00 Mata AMAZING RECOGNIZED DESIGN OF ROCCO BASILICO LIVE ON TBPN TBPN Rocco Basilico | Chief Wearables Officer, Essilor Luxottica | @roccobasilico 12 Meta se 0:32 esses Lara 5 0 20252 /= Wa Testa launch robotaris in Cali an 20257 /a nd of 204 8期 β‚«. Wander β€’ Bezel β€’ Linear Ffigma Vanta Le attio XFin 12:23 PM β€’ 18 Sep 25 β€’ 79K Views

The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore

19.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1046    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 29
Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions

Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue)

West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue) West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

18.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22960    πŸ” 6861    πŸ’¬ 854    πŸ“Œ 1390

You cannot understand politics in the United States in 2025 without understanding Gamergate.

It is the Rosetta Stone for our current nightmare.

12.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3490    πŸ” 757    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 87

I mean yeah. There were neo Nazis outside of my building for weeks after I got doxed, my family got swatted, the pizzagate guy hired someone to go through my trash, and a couple people who had sent me death threats got caught killing someone else. And that’s a tiny slice of the last 10 years.

12.09.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1706    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
Pic from cityofsalem instagram. A ghost getting in a train with some steampunk goth types.

 The MBTA with its Commuter Rail operating and maintenance partner Keolis Commuter Services (Keolis) will operate increased weekend train service to and from..

Pic from cityofsalem instagram. A ghost getting in a train with some steampunk goth types. The MBTA with its Commuter Rail operating and maintenance partner Keolis Commuter Services (Keolis) will operate increased weekend train service to and from..

Lady in a horned sheep head and patterned dress pointing at a guy in colonial garb getting on an mbta train

Lady in a horned sheep head and patterned dress pointing at a guy in colonial garb getting on an mbta train

thank you, salem, mass social media manager, for bringing the whimsy back to train travel

11.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 18

I really want to write something about how some people have just developed really unhealthy relationships with videogames.

Like the gaming equivalent of people who drink Baijiu or buy those Challenge Hot Chips just so they can be part of the social zeitgeist even if it just causes them misery.

08.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

beautiful

28.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

24.08.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8887    πŸ” 1335    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 122

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