Wakedot

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

I'm not a failure, I'm just big-breasted.

I have found the secret of every secret ever held, but alas, I must keep it a secret.

Yourself.

Shit.

I am unmarketable even after being turned into a plushie by that witch. Nothing has changed at all.

I eat pizza the same way a cute girl eats dandelions.

Awesome!

A few more

Suffer.

And Jax is tweaking !

Fuck the whole "we're maturing our sound" bullshit. We need musical age regression.

She's good on my mythical morning.

How does one gain the ability to hear pretentiousness in music? I need to learn so that I can become a raging snob.

This is a Jaine joke. You're jacking my swag.

Who up? Jack? Watch these beans talk.

Perception of the word "wicked" trended negatively after the movie came out. We don't need more wicked witches, we need more wicked smarts.

Ramiel floats in a black sea, stars are drawn on his hands and face. His mouth is filled with cigarettes and stars emanate behind him. He's covered in wounds on his shoulders and on his neck, two go right down his throat ; Art post ; wooden pencil, a tombow ABT N25 & a silver metallic sharpie on card paper

I miss you. I'll see you soon

This is about the Indiana Pacers, just so you know.

DON'T GIVE MY ENEMIES THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. GIVE ME THE FACTS.

They're saying I need to go bun mode. They're telling me, "rock out with your carrot out!" Shit doesn't even rhyme, but I get it.

Fork found in chef's room.

I've never smoked a cigarette before.

Give Joel Embiid some Hashirama cells already, oh my goodness.

You take a picture of yourself, and then after viewing it a couple of times you start to reconsider the realness of your face, seeing it as only a glass pane.

Do they introduce actual squids this time?

This current iteration of Paul McCartney has been alive for too long. I just have to wonder, has a successor been chosen yet?

I'm fucking with solid water these days. Has a satisfying crunch to it.

Thinking about album rollouts if they were like movies rollouts...

"FROM THE MAN THAT BROUGHT YOU "IS THIS IT," "ROOM ON FIRE," AND THAT ONE LONELY ISLAND SONG ABOUT OLD PEOPLE SEX-"

I accidentally rested my head on shit today. Some people might call that good luck. Who are they, and like, why...?