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That’s me I am girlfriend

Hah! Get fucked Kim Davis

#BehindTheScenes: A 90s selfie on the set of 1998's 'The Big Lebowski' with Jeff Bridges and Sam Elliott.

Ngl the loud booing for Pete Hesgeth at the Lions/Commanders game felt real good

Air fried chickpeas really do be good though.

The handhelds. Haven’t gotten a steam deck yet. The psp is a fav. I worked on Tony hawk for its launch which was the most brutal crunch ever. Worked Christmas Eve. It was because the launch date was set late, the machine specs kept changing, and dev kits came in super late.

NASA Data Confirms 3I/ATLAS Speed Boost is Not From Gravity, Experts Claim The Interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS is baffling scientists with an inexplicable speed boost not caused by gravity. Explore the debate over extreme mass loss versus the 'extraterrestrial rocket engine' hyp...

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MY BODY IS READY

A fluffy, long-haired cat is lying on its side on a light-colored leather cushion in a dimly lit space. The cat’s body is stretched out, one front paw extended forward and back legs extended behind. Its head is tilted slightly upside-down toward the camera, with eyes partially open and whiskers visible. A thin cable runs along the right side of the cushion.

George had some more old man medication today and has turned into pure liquid

Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?

T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…

Bonus: baby Viktor on hind legs circa spring 2023

Aged about 3 months?

Opossum screaming

Good morning

Watching my partner and the cat share their little household habits is always so funny to me. He knows when she's getting cereal and he waits very patiently to get a tiny bit of milk lol

You should do something stupid in the next few days so that when they make the movie about you they can use it to end the government shutdown plot arc

We should have just stuck with RSS feeds as god intended.

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I'm doing a blog-along of my playthrough of Platinum over on my fediverse account!

I got tired of fiddling with bridges, self-hosting, etc and just set up fediverse only account at mastodon.social/@wizard_time

Will (@wizard_time@mastodon.social) Attached: 2 images Well, it's that time of year again where I end up playing Pokemon Platinum. So, let's gooo #pokemon #letsplay

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FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.

Gosh, I wonder who'll win

I just asked my cat for an international peace prize and he said "not if you keep buying me paté"

I'm getting the itch to get back to writing. Might start doing an hour a day before settling in for the day's editing work.

Current WIPs:
ANGELGRINDER: Retrofuture Monster Noir
WORMEYE: UK Psychosexual Folk Horror
SPACE BETWEEN THE TREES: Swedish Folk Horror

#scriptsky

I downloaded Grindr lol

I can’t wait to regret this decision

I am getting so much joy out of my stupid little garden. Like I am a historically weird tech night owl and I'm getting up, bags under my eyes, to water my little plants, and then going back to sleep like "you got this, little buddies." Everyone should have a garden

That said, geraniums are pests

In related news, "I like to grow things and plants are math" is apparently a strange thing to say in a hardware store

I think I'm too online

Social media should have stayed vague and niche web forums

Lisa simpson in a blanket, wild eyed with the caption I am the lizard queen

mood

Reading my first Chuck Wendig! The Staircase in the Woods! I'll let y'all know what i think when I'm done with it.

#reading

Thom the Turkey has successfully been deployed. Let us hope the War of Holidays Aggression doesn’t have to escalate any further.

This is an excellent idea!!!

Sometimes people come into your life and they really need to stop doing that

“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”