My Name Is James

Finally

No I actually want to cry right now

The Vivienne has been such a fantastic and entertaining person. The news of their passing is just absolutely heartbreaking and I’m at a loss for words

Thank you so much for all the entertainment you’ve brought to the world. Rest In Peace ❤️

Nudes

Happy New Year everyone

I hope you all have a wonderful 2025

Makes me happy

My Christmas breakfast tradition

Salmon and cream cheese bagel

It has officially been 10 years since Mr Archie was adopted

I can’t believe it’s been 13 years since the Norwegian Butter Crisis of 2011

Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy

3 Digletts in 1 pack

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Just broke my house key

Ayyyy

My 2024 #SpotifyWrapped

Happy 12th birthday Archie

JamesGtfo official award winners:

Song of the Year: Disease by Lady Gaga
Album of the Year: Harlequin by Lady Gaga
Collab of the Year: Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars
Movie of the Year: Joker: Folie à Deux
Best Actor/Actress: Lady Gaga
Person of the Year: Lady Gaga

Throwback to when the U.K. made a song called “One pound fish” reach #28 on the official U.K. charts with 10 total weeks charting

I went to check what Twitter lists I’m on. I don’t think this guy likes me

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Had a dream oomf’s parent gave me £100k for being friends with them

Why can’t this be reality

Another one

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Just spent £100 on Christmas presents

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“Die With A Smile” is predicted to go #1 on the Hot 100

I love when it rains at night

I shared it. So a little whale

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Just had a delicious £60 takeaway with £30 off

Just found out about Ano-Chan

Do I Stan?

Suddenly my Twitter timeline is Russian bots

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Was watching a documentary on a Welsh railway and my Great Nan randomly popped up being interviewed

Time it took for “Die With A Smile” to reach Spotify streaming milestones:

50m - 8 days
100m 13 days
200m - 23 days
300m - 32 days
400m - 40 days
500m - 49 days
600m - 59 days
700m - 68 days
800m - 77 days
900m - 87 days (Record)
1 Billion - 97 days (Record)
1.1 Billion - ???

“Die With A Smile” by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify

It’s the fastest song to reach this milestone