Ember White

Reminds me of chill penguin from Megaman X.

AI cannot replicate soul.

Politics is basically a bunch of Republicans running around and farting while Democrats follow them sniffing them and saying how bad their farts smell.

Unless he has chronic penis insufficiency

I know right?

As all the specialists in passion teach us, there is no eternal love but what is thwarted.

Almost every dad has said "hey babe you want sum fuk?" and then someone said yes and then you were born.

4.3 on Airbnb apparently means garbage

Writers don't invent stories. They translate them from within.

Most of the people I've seen blow up on social media initially started and then kept posting things they liked and for themselves, not caring if it was popular or not.

I wonder if wishing someone a speedy recovery actually does help them recover faster even if it's by .1%.

Why does everything following the word "respectfully" sound disrespectful?

Anna Karenina is the most normie-ass book I've ever read.

tfw your bank account says you should have been a software engineer

Why aren't there more trans horror writers? It's bodily horror at its finest.

People often offer to pay me directly for my book rather than let their hard earned money go to Amazon and BEZOS. What they can't see is that a purchase followed by a verified review is worth 100x more than the price of the book itself. It's the best thing ever when it comes to supporting the book.

After months of fearing backlash, I decided to include the word "transgender" as part of my book description on Amazon and other stores. Will sales drop? Go Up? Will it get review bombed for "gender ideology?" Only one way to find out!

then high is the right amount for you

damn, that's a lot

@vonjeglichemwort.bsky.social Hello, I saw you recently started a starter pack for people into literature. I released a literary fiction novella a few months ago called "The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover." How can I join?

@tdw-wavesoftime.bsky.social i saw you just started a starter pack for literature, poetry, and lyrics. I have a literary fiction novella I released back in January.

What can I do to join?

Hi, I'd like to be added to the list as an author and publisher. What do I do?

From "The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Deer"

I'm not sure why the option to open up your DMs is under the dots and lines icon, but it's done. If anyone wants a free copy of my kids book or novella, DMs are actually open this time. For real.

That's the new motto here

Everything was better like this, yet none of it mattered; only this mattered. It was a true connection that could be found nowhere else but here and now. There was nothing to smile about, which had made The Drunk's smile even brighter.There was a joke somewhere that no one else could hear...

Is that... an absolute phrase? ✨

"The glass was downed. Buttery vanilla and many other notes were all there, for sure, but moreso, its goodness overtook all. For if this was not good, nothing was. Writing was good, and work was good; but without this, it was all meaningless. The day had lead to this moment again and again."

#books

At age 36, it feels like I have had so many experiences that I'm too full to want anymore. But you bet your biscuits I want another coffee.

"Money was vaguely needed, yet it came with the envy of days of past fulfillment. What was gone was gone, and it was to never come back. What was here was here to stay, and it was unfulfilled."

-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover