Liz

Welcome back. I’ve been wondering where you were and how you are. Onwards and upwards x

Thank you.

It’s a long story.

I’m about to find out.

Full of the joys of dentistry. Anything you want to know about implant maintenance, I’m your man.

Three weeks left until redundancy. Which is nice.

*Nods*

I congratulate you on your steps and sequences. However, I’ve absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

Excellent benching.

Grapes count as part of your five a day.

He’s very tired after doing all that washing.

£1.5 million deposit and 30 years of monthly repayments of £69,773. Bargain.

Had a look at a mortgage.

Hundreds of the bloody things.

Good grief. That’s one hell (literally) of a way to sell a property.

Do you get the graveyard as well?

I wouldn’t pick a fight with him.

Wine.

How long have we got to reply?

Team Reggie.

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It’s really a case of don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Loved that generation, including the famous pets that kids really cared about. And, of course, there were only 3 TV channels to choose from.

Nothing fazed Noakes. Watched him as a kid and we all just took him for granted. Too young to consider the cameraman and the fact anyone could die at any moment.

It’s only a matter of time before the Premier League caves in and domestic games will start cropping up around the world.

You’re not wrong.

Oh, hold on 😀

I tried so hard.

Oh no! 😟

A rising, very bright moon against a shadowy background.

Moon’s up.

You’ve got to hand it to Frederic. It sounds like he’s travelling with Ryanair.

That’s all well and good. However, TW failed to find a way of installing a water meter inside or outside my very small house.

Because that’s not something you can wear to the pub. Or anywhere else for that matter.

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou

(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)

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