Juju, Ovaltine Papi

I don't know WHY I laughed so hard at this, but this today was the laugh I needed. This brought tears to my eyes laughing so I had to share with everyone else, hopefully it makes you laugh as well.

Also i want MORE

the organizers and lud's family talked to @nbcwashington.com

lud's lawyer spoke publicly about the case for the first time.

you know the drill.
spread the word to #FreeLud

source: www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/h...

I like this idea

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

When the fajitas come out sizzling

Catfish, mac n cheese, texas toast and fried green tomatoes 😮‍💨

How to win in November

the problem with liking a game and wanting to see more media about said game is the algorithm will try to feed you slop like "Ten things you MISSED in _______!" "SHOULD YOU BUY ______?" "You WON'T BELIEVE..."

die. die 1000 deaths.

How I arrived on Bluesky

no FR
Bro got thingamabobbed
Slimed out by a contraption

imagine 170 years from now folks finishing the last side quest in the hottest new J'RPG to get Nuage's strongest weapon the Doohickey

My life really been on some chronicles of Juju shit, man

Dessin représentant une femme (long cheveux noirs, visage rond, sourcils joints et petite buche rouge, dans un style de khatoon) qui pleure en levant les bras au ciel. Un oiseau de la paix (avec le symbole de la paix sur le dos) vole parmi les bombes qui pleuvent du ciel et les explosions. Il y a écrit "PRAY FOR MY PEOPLE" et "STOP WAR IN IRAN". Le dessin est entièrement en noir, blanc, rouge et vert.

Soon as my job stop bullshitting I'mma pull up. I got wifey coming end of next month so I might try for early April if possible

"Dr." Umar, who you may know of/recognize from various pan-African memes, was a lecturer/school admin/psychologist in the Philly area for years before he started wilding out online.

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Oh man, I love these:

Umar was my dean of students in 5th grade before he went off the deep end. Yes, THAT Umar.

It's absolutely bonkers this isn't a feature at this point and I gotta assume its withheld out of spite or something. Now, if you're on desktop, and on firefox or w/e were you can use custom rules you can do THIS (just put in their display name).

This is an insane and stupid solution but I use it 😔

If you squeeze a lil strawberry watermelon Mio into a La Croix, it don't taste bad at all.

My resolve may not be wavering, but I am indeed human...and acknowledge my craving for the flesh.

I ain't been on this jawn much this week. Brain full, heart heavy.

Need a good snooze.

these translations by yakubian apes have people FUCKED up on the basics

Lot of you aren’t progressive. You’re just fucking racist

a man says that 's rad in front of a building ALT: a man says that 's rad in front of a building

W!