Jobu Tupaki 🥯

I would never want to go to law school, pass the bar, then be THIS DOG-WALKED in court. Holy shit.

Acid Reflux is really destroying me rn.

Not them wanting to turn this app into the cesspool that is Twitter 😭😭😭😭

People gotta stop being weird on here. If you wanna argue go to twitter, if you don’t like what I post, pls block me. But what we’re not doing is going back and forth over trivial nonsense. Smh

Today is actually just very bad.

My federal tax return will be $3 lol

I’m a hot mess today smh

I forget dating for me is hell on Earth and I should just never engage in that lol

lol I was off here for like a month

I am but I think the more exposing question is lotion. Are they using lotion this winter season?

Y’all drinking your water???

lol I need to know! Cause there apparently was a tizzy up here last night!

Somebody fill me in! What done happened up here?

Whoa. Lol I missed a lot!😂😂 I suppose this is what I get for being such an introvert

Ahhh! Hey yall! Hey!! What did I miss?? Omg

And that concludes my social battery! I shall return soon! If you mention me, I will get back to you ❤️❤️❤️

I’m in the same boat as you and I I love you dearly! You deserve the world, Umi!❤️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

What exactly sexual intrigues you? The fact that there are no clocks? Lol

Have you read her short story anthology, Hitting a Straight Lick With a Crooked Stick?? Omg

lol oh nah! That is why I’m super shocked I don’t remember that.

Oh wow! I can’t believe I don’t remember that

Ugh! No! I would fly and frfr get you some! I want my girls safe!🥺🥺🥺

I agree. 100%

Huh??? Wait, how old are you?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m truly traumatized by the hustle and bustle of the holidays cause I legit thought you were condoning a blatant traffic violation 😭😭😭 my bad

You right tho. Fr. Salute to you.

Hey no! Ginger ale!

Zora. I love me some Zora. And Octavia. And Bell Hooks. Toni too.

Omg don’t make me choose lol. I have so many more.