❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523464❗❗❗
-You can now take Buckshots
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❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523464❗❗❗
-You can now take Buckshots
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523463❗❗❗
-Added back water
-Made the Earth exploding a daily 1% chance
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523462❗❗❗
-Sol Badguy
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523461❗❗❗
-Gave snakes fucking guns
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523460❗❗❗
-Added location where all the pretty boys spawn
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523459❗❗❗
-Removed water temporarily to fix some game breaking bugs
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523458❗❗❗
-Jesus christ I miss her so much
-I can only think about her it's awful
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523457❗❗❗
-Guitar
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523456❗❗❗
-New Recruitable Ally "Schnoz"
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523455❗❗❗
-New Cooking options for players
-Includes New dish "flashbang"
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523454❗❗❗
-New Common enemy "The Burger"
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523453❗❗❗
-Added new Respawn points for Variety
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523452❗❗❗
-Added a die inside every die so that you have a new die when your die dies
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523451❗❗❗
-Added a new item shop
-Also includes NPCs that will meow for money
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523450❗❗❗
-Furniture now can be romanced
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523448❗❗❗
-Added new Vehicle
-It can only be piloted by children
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523448 ❗❗❗
-Cranks have a small chance to spawn on the beach
-They can be tamed with cheese
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523447 ❗❗❗
-Hugging people now has a 0.1% chance of exploding them
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523445 ❗❗❗
-Added all 19 inches of Venom
-Can only Spawn 1 at NYC
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523444 ❗❗❗
-Removed Wyoming
-I hate Wyoming
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523443 ❗❗❗
-Added a new friendly nice man at the wall of China
-He will sing to you
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523442 ❗❗❗
-Snail Eminem Mob has been added to the Himalayas
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523441 ❗❗❗
-Added Professor Chops
-This teaches players to stop being Pigs
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523440 ❗❗❗
-Added Raid Bosses to every Target
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523439 ❗❗❗
-Limit Breaks have been added, but only in Poland
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523439❗❗❗
-Beer now gives user +3 in strength
-It also gives +5 in Texting your ex back
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523438 ❗❗❗
-Eyebrawl Skylanders is now your Father
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523437.1 ❗❗❗
-Microplastics are DELICIOUS
-CONSUME MICROPLASTICS
-YOU LOVE MICROPLASTICS
-EAT THEM
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523437 ❗❗❗
-New Boss can be found under your bed
❗❗❗ Earth Update V2.7523436 ❗❗❗
-New Side Quest Launched