Just Jack

They can’t find a uniform that fits.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly.

Weird.

He got roped into it. He owns it.

If his rich friends can privately fund his ballroom, they can also fund his war in Iran.

It happens every time we go into that quagmire.

We must have a learning disability.

After 30+ years, thousands of lives and trillions of wasted dollars, most Americans know this much.

Stay the hell out of the Middle East.

Watching the most delusional and incompetent administration in our lifetimes try to convince us otherwise, would be comical if it wasn’t dangerous.

I wonder if Mike Johnson would accept this explanation from Russia if they hit the SOTU with a missile and killed half of US leadership?

Coz it’s what we did to Iran on day 1 of our “defensive posture”.

That’s their opinion. I’m going with my gut.

Who doesn’t?

Strategery

Things aren’t that bad.

There aren’t enough hours until the end of time for all the indictments.

Not confusing if you don’t think about it.

Close enough.

I call it defensive offense.

That’s the most awful thing anyone has ever said to me.

That makes too much sense.

I have a call into FIFA.

It’s also our new foreign policy.

Be right back. Gonna punch my neighbor before he can punch me for getting punched by some other guy.

The patience it takes to engage in a calm, collected manner with stone cold fucking idiots…

God bless her.

In those pre-citizens united days, members of Congress voted more along the lines of their constituents.

I wouldn’t make you watch Hannity even if you were my mother in law.

There were internet rumors he was in Berlin after the initial strikes.

It was just his plane “Wings of Zion” and crew.

His office later posted pictures of him in Tel Aviv to confirm as much.

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They don’t have any concrete explanations for the war and they can’t keep their lies straight.

The more they flail, the more it proves this war was nothing more than a distraction from Trump’s pedo scandals and disastrous presidency.

It’s a revolving door.

Right now it’s Bibi Netanyahu.

When you’re the most compromised person to ever hold office, anyone can have a turn.

If he was in Germany, it’s likely he flew into Ramstein Air Base, a US territory and therefore out of ICC jurisdiction.

It needed to end a long time ago.