Just Jack

Kristi Noem is in trouble,

Her scandals just keep on the double,

She shot her dog,

Even her boss is agog,

Now she has more time for her throuple.

Clearly you haven’t watched the show Vikings and are unaware of the exalted position of ShieldMaiden.

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This one is for you, Cricket.

Are Oklahomans ready to elect someone better?

Possibly, or the governor will appoint an interim. They have the padding in the senate.

Shielded…until we have a DOJ again.

He’s definitely getting his cut. If there’s one thing he knows how to run, it’s a crime syndicate.

This was a direct result of her disastrous hearing yesterday, where she should’ve been arrested on the spot for fraud and embezzlement.

Her fatal mistake was tying Trump to her scams.

She claimed Trump had approved her $200M ad campaign. He was reportedly furious about it.

He would have to be confirmed. Same for any cabinet member.

Yes. It’s a demotion. They’ll make up what this new role is as they go along.

She can keep the blankets.

Between them they have one brain cell to rub together. Kristi is taking it with her.

Did you expect anything else?

I’m not transcribing this hot mess.

It’s official. Kristi Noem is out as DHS boss.

Markwayne RickyBobby Mullen is in.

Grief = I’m sad my preferred candidate lost.

Lunatic petulance = the democrats suck; everything sucks and anyone who disagrees with me is drunk on patriarchal Kool-aid.

This is the fatal flaw amongst democrats.

If you don’t make their favorite cause your favorite cause they’d rather fight you instead of the much bigger problems threatening all of us.

Republicans are loyal to a fault, which is why they win with smaller numbers.

Learn something from them.

Idealism wins hearts.

Pragmatism wins elections.

When you get there you’ll find other injustices waiting for you.

We’ve been fighting against injustice and inequality our entire lives. Some more than others. That won’t change.

I choose to stay focused on the fight to make things better and less time lamenting on the unfairness of it all.

Hegseth: Media focus on troop deaths is to make Trump “look bad”.

No dude, Americans dying in a war we didn’t want is bad.

Really bad.

What you’re demonstrating is the kind of petulant behavior that has democrats in the minority and this country on the verge of being overrun by fascism.

You’d rather get on your high horse and lose, than swallow your disappointment and win.

Take your lunacy somewhere else.

She is terrific and her time will come.

The stakes are too high for petty infighting.

Dems are easily divided. It’s why they throw a jill stein at us or start a culture war to divide the moderates from the progressives.

This time let’s fight for something bigger than oursleves.

Our country.

If you ever wanna win again, you need to think of it as a team sport.

We’ve all supported candidates who have lost. It’s disappointing.

But you don’t demoralize your team coz you’re upset or disappointed.

You get behind the team you have and back on the field.

No.

Not in this cycle but her political future remains bright.

We need more of her ilk…smart, fearless, principled and compassionate leaders.

Leaders who will fight for the people, not the oligarchs.

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This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person. This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track. With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I'm committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect democrats up and down the ballot.

Jasmine is a class act.

Not since Hegseth said generals can’t be fatties.

They can’t find a uniform that fits.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly.

Weird.