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Malachite

@malachite.bsky.social

NSFW. Alt account for thirsting over all the hot bears here. Trekkie. Occasional cigar smoker, looner. He/him. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ»

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Today’s poem: Elizabeth Bishop, β€œOne Art” (this time from memory)
#lunchpoems

27.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Your occasional friendly reminder

28.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Menu
Pig

18.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Night
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Julie & Julia
Like Water for Chocolate
Ratatouille
East Side Sushi
The Taste of Things

18.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another hybrid here, fully covering the mouth but nose pillows, no difficulty on account of my short beard.

10.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting! I had had very banal dreams for decades. You don't have to be Freud to figure out that me dreaming about needing to pay a certain bill is symbolic of me needing to pay that bill IRL.

Since starting CPAP, I've been having more interesting and surreal dreams.

10.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many years ago, at a rest stop on a road trip with friends:

Friend: I found this pamphlet in the restroom called "Are You Going to Hell?"
Me: Does it say if we can get a group rate?

03.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still recovering from filming this huge blow to pop… I had stretched the 36’ a few times already so I knew it was gonna get big, but not this big πŸ˜‚

See how it went down at OnlyFans.com/blowups

#looner #blowtopop #inflatable #waterwings #balloon

31.01.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it were real, I think it would largely happen organically, without the need for discussion. Look how human in-groups develop their own vocabulary, then imagine that sped up by thousands.

For that matter, if this were real, wouldn't the conversations happen too fast for humans to follow?

31.01.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very skeptical because: Why would the bots still be speaking English to each other on Moltbook? Wouldn't they very quickly develop their own language, because it was more efficient and/or to hide their communications from humans?

31.01.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Verified that this is true.

Before anyone makes jokes about ICE agents having tiny dicks, no. All my pals with small ones disagree. The nub, innie and sdh communities do not claim ICE.

25.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty Purple BSA17” πŸ’¦πŸŽˆ
#b2p #balloonblowtopop #looner

22.01.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

βž•οΈ1️⃣

17.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HUMP DAY CIGAR

14.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woof!

14.01.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lunch first. Never arson on an empty stomach.

08.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing I couldn't clean up.

08.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
image of an upside down American flag. the text says January 6th, Never forget it was treason.

image of an upside down American flag. the text says January 6th, Never forget it was treason.

Wary, wary the 6th of January
Capital Treason and Plot
I know of no reason
Why the President's Treason
Should ever be forgot.

07.01.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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so who’s been makin clouds on bsky? sorry it’s taken so long to join but here’s to more smoke in 26 πŸ˜ˆπŸ’¨πŸ’¨

30.12.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, Christmas stud. You have no idea how bad I wanna share that cigar with you.

25.12.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing wrong with something short and thick.

#cigar #cigarbear #gay #gaycigar

21.12.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing wrong with something short and thick.

#cigar #cigarbear #gay #gaycigar

21.12.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would you believe I had been a phobic non-popper for most of my life, and only overcame my fear of balloons popping about a year ago?

Anyway, here's two B2Ps, a 5" and then a 14".

#b2p #btp #looner #gaylooner #malelooner #balloon #balloonfetish

05.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#balloonfetish #looner

04.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎈πŸ’₯

27.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate!

27.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Warming up by the fire
Gloves
Cigars
Leather

17.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Normally, yes, but I might give a second thought to one which appears to be a Star Trek reference.

19.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lighting this bad boy up.

#cigar #cigarbear #gay #gaycigar

18.11.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0