What is with the knock knock jokes? When are we going to start calling them “the doorbell jokes”?

Me: “ChatGTP, my grandpa just passed away"
ChatGTP: “Sorry to hear. May I tell you a joke to lighten the mood?
Me: “Sure.”
ChatGTP: “Knock-Knock."
Me: “Who's there?"
ChatGTP: “I dunno, Definitely not your grandpa.”

Trump just vowed to sex-test every female Olympian in 2028. That’s right…mandatory genital inspections. New task force already in motion.

Personally, I’d love to see every country refuse to come to the Olympics in 2028…and announce it…now.

Do people even look at a map anymore? People enter a point to travel and just trust the navigation’s system which these days are google. Well, in some cases that works, but in so many cases it is wrong. The route takes you where it wants you to go,advertisers have a say! Wake up people. Education!

Is there going to be a draft?

In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?

“To the other countries of the world…begin lobbying your leaders…NOW….to skip the 2028 Olympics in the United States.”

To the other countries of the world…begin lobbying your leaders…NOW….to skip the 2028 Olympics in the United States.

Trump was on the White House roof. I thought he was going to jump! And then he did! And then I woke up! F..K me!

In Golf, if you do not call out a cheater, you too are cheating! To all those pro golfers that support Trump! Never talk about others cheating when you refuse to call out Trump!

Canada, work as fast as you can! Half of America is heading your way! Be ready.

If you're a Canadian and still plan on an unnecessary visit to the USA, is it okay to politely ask,
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

This is the America of today!

Trump is building his army and the democrats are sitting back and watching! There is not going to be an election in 2028 unless there is a civil war. Some scary shit is happening right now! So sad.

Fact! Our country does not deserve any other country’s trust or support. 👏

Even if we manage to destroy our current power-hungry, cruel and epically moronic govt, their supporters will still be here and will most likely go unpunished while learning nothing. Do not trust us! I certainly don’t.

As an Australian, I would agree with you. When I hear them bleat about how they have done it alone, and supported the whole world, I remember how they cried after 9/11 and asked everyone to send their young to die to look for "weapons of mass destruction" that didn't exist. Let this government burn.

MTG Signals Potential Break-Up with the Republican Party! What a surprise! Her use is finished! Just another person Trump played.

I know nothing about her, but I love her!

Americans are all into superhero movies and hero movies, hero stories, and yet when a dictator actually takes hold, they all cower. Pathetic.
They live in a fictional world. Lost in their own illusions.
Weaklings.

Loni Anderson, who played a struggling radio station's empowered receptionist on the hit TV comedy "WKRP in Cincinnati," has died, just days before her 80th birthday. cnn.it/4l3MxUh

As a Canadian, I would give up my citizenship before I would go to war and fight beside America! You don’t get treat your allies like garbage and then ask for support!

“The only similarities between Canada and the US serm to be the fact they are both English speaking”.

He’s passing a law that says in 2026 if you inherit your parents home and you don’t move into the home right away or pay the taxes right away .. the state will take the home .. overriding the Will .. doesn’t this make America great??

Maybe Barron is half Trump and half Epstein! Barron is much taller than both of them!

Does it bother Trump that Trump and Epstein shared the same women? Maybe Barron is Epstein’s son!

For the first time in my life, I don’t know anyone planning a trip to America! Canada is the favorite spot at the moment! Thanks Trump, you did Canadian tourism a big favor! Keep up the good work you idiot!