Ben

The vaunted All-Yoshi pitching staff

[pounding table] walk off balk! walk off balk! walk off balk!

Vladito first pitch lessgo

Shades of Howie Kendrick

Is “Ernie Clement” some sort of undercover boss situation? Why is this guy batting 8th?

if 102 hit my legs, it’s a broken femur

do you think Varsho changed the spelling of his name to Daulton when he moved to Canada?

KD vs. Chet – who will become the Slenderest Man?

Dodgers should throw this game away as an homage to Shohei’s Angels days

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100% should’ve let that ball drop and get an easy double play

QWOP speedrun

huge shoutout to the neighbors rocking Soulja Boy and Hollaback Girl at 8:15pm on a Sunday night. the mid to late aughts are alive and well thanks to you.

not to “well actually,” but the line was always that Cooper was the best athlete in the family. committed to Ole Miss as a receiver before his spine stuff was diagnosed.

this is a travesty

overtime takeaway: the “O” on the back of Oregon’s helmets is too much

Harris English looks like he’s taking his stepson along for a club outing with his arm around Morikawa

“big golfer make putts” not bad either

look, I’m not often in favor of bryson dechambeau or modern distance gains via equipment, but “big golfer hit ball far” is pretty fun in ryder cup settings

Belly Fleck

Belly Strings over here

Every toddler has an “I’m finally going to let myself fall asleep” tell and my daughter’s is that she starts picking her belly button like she’s Doc Watson.

the fightin texas aggies … ?

“Reading isn’t safe,” my 2-year-old tells me at bedtime.

Who is to blame for this radicalization? Paw Patrol? Bluey? That Daniel Tiger freak?

And that’s skipping over this wild claim right at the start

the houston dash?

what in the clanga

Not the point, but we should stick to either playing fields or marine life as the measurement descriptor.

Is the nuclear sub 5 blue wales long, or are the mini-subs half a pickleball court?

Some guys I remember from the 21st century: Tony Eusebio Hank Conger Brandon Backe José Vizcaino L.J. Hoes Wesley Wright Daryle Ward Wandy Rodriguez Ezequiel Astacio

This was so satisfying