Camille

Fox News hosts are furious that Big Balls and Holly got beat up and people just filmed it instead of intervening.

“Who stands there and watches as someone gets attacked?”

These same people are perfectly fine with ICE kidnappings.

The great Gordon Lightfoot, gone two years ago today.

“I have several songs that you would think I would get tired of playing,” he once said, “but the opposite is true. .. They have a way of expressing themselves each time, and that expression is automatic.” #RIP 🙏🏼

@benstiller.redhour.com

To diet coke a butterfly

The diet cokeification of Mimi

Absolutely distraught that I cannot find a compilation video of Kyra Sedgwick saying "squad" on the closer

DOGE “seemed unsure” of what USAID programs they cut and is now attempting to reverse some of the cuts, says @propublica.org reporter Brett Murphy. “This is the opposite of a careful review."

I. HATE ROCK AND ROLL - GIVE ME MOZART OH, PEG-- THAT'S CORNY OH, PEG - THAT'S CORNY

OH, PEG - - -
THAT’S CORNY

Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

aaaand now it all makes sense

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Hahahah shit is so fucking fucked right now 😬

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"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

what a weird thing for the multi-centibillionaire immigrant son of a family who benefitted from south african apartheid to say

Jawbreaker
Apes of the state
Laura Jane Grace

Yes yes yes

there should be more songs about frontier psychiatrists

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

Stone temple pilots were awesome because whether they were like "we are alice in chains" or "just kidding we're the beatles/red kross" or "sike! We're david bowie" the music was always very good

if you have texted 40 of your friends begging them to show up to your opening slot on a tuesday night at a shitty club that will pay you $50 for your troubles, i love you with an everlasting love

Right now social media feels like we’re all smokers and we’ve been smoking Marlboro Reds for a decade and our plan to quit smoking Reds specifically is to smoke twice as many cigarettes of 3 different other brands

The sad reality of the law that assigns everyone as a woman because “your gender is based off your biology. Whatever sex you were at conception” is that the right is just gonna start denying science and saying it’s fake that everyone starts with XX chromosomes.

and remember kids, the only good nazi is a dead nazi

You had me at "next hey ily record" tbh

Hi I love diy music :) and home is where

The future we all need tbh can't wait

Like not to sound cheesy on main but music has been the one consistent life saving thing for me. Can't wait to go back to shows, to get back into learning.

Ready for this social media switch to reignite my love of the DIY scene. Maybe it'll help get through this crazy agoraphobia that's been going on lately 💜

The most powerful words you can say right now to these fascist bastards is:

"No, make me."

They cannot actually be everywhere and enforce their fascist policies. They rely on fear to do the job of governing for them. By refusing to comply, you make their means of compliance ineffective.