jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ)

boba tea

You'll Never Believe How Many GROWN ADULTS This 55-Year Old Man Can FOREHEAD SMOOCH in FIVE MINUTES

the Ultiame Dalandan Matrix is here.
It will brings you small cupcakes.

i reposted. I hope u get what you need.

Speaking of this

Can we help provide stability and housing for someone near and dear to me.

Lost their job right after taking a mental health leave

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#MutualAid #MABoost #HelpSky #SignalBoost #blacksky #WinterMutualAid #UrgentNeeds
#UrgentMutualAid #survive2026

gofund.me/293abaea7

i was a column once

how many more fucking coffins do we need for (1) initiative to focus on restoring the envirpnment

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

every once in a while
you can scream at an onion
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Washing machine of the times

ugh hello

Hey here's a heads-up about the recent times
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put in dat put in dat put in dat work (I say, sleepless)

changed her arm position because the original silhouette ws too awkward, plus Atalante deserves to show off a little bicep

Hi Doomsday clock folks?

It's basically midnight. OR at least 11:57pm.

Ring the alarm bros.

a very pointed needle in a haystack

That's why I try to do ASMR instead. 😅 ( but sometimes the asmr is on too loud 😭)

THANK YOU! With a big donation last night we were able to take care of the phone bill and have some money on hand to maybe do something for my birthday.

I suppose I should wait until the end of the day before I attack my own wishlist with it. 🤭🎂💜

blab on friends

no need to ask my
name to figure out how shit i am

i personally think the gen 10 starter are my least favorite designs.

I do have a soft spot for Gecqua. 😅

Culture has to turn away from this shit to survive. We have to make our own stuff and maybe it’ll look like dogshit but we can call it ours and love the process

A man rests in a hospital bed, aware and smiling. A nurse is smiling down at him. Nurse: "You're awake just in time to watch Bill Clinton testify to a bad faith panel of Republicans about his alleged sex crimes" Man: "Oh wow I guess I was only asleep for a couple of days after I hit my head on October 4th, 1998"

For unprecedented times, there sure does seem to be a lot of precedented shit happening

let's chug warm water

together

Why does the guy remind me of Ben Stiller? 😅

It's all happening on X, the everything app

a 30th anniversary pokemon logo featuring Sharpedo, my favorite pokemon!

The Pokemon 30 logos r kinda basic, but I'm kinda willing to take it. 😅a

wheelman

Sound it out to the farlands

Braixen & Jirachi :3

#Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet #Braixen #Jirachi