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@shar1996.bsky.social

28, he/him, utc+8. A flawed πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ shitposter( freeπŸ‰) (no 2 charter change) (if u don't like, block me / i will block SWs below 21.) AuDHD. Do not expect followbacks. pfp art by @roachdaddyo.bsky.social

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Posts by jeff the sharpedo( ↀ α΄— ↀ) (@shar1996.bsky.social)

how many more fucking coffins do we need for (1) initiative to focus on restoring the envirpnment

01.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

01.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

every once in a while
you can scream at an onion
( ↀ α΄— ↀ)

28.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Washing machine of the times

28.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh hello

28.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey here's a heads-up about the recent times
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28.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

put in dat put in dat put in dat work (I say, sleepless)

changed her arm position because the original silhouette ws too awkward, plus Atalante deserves to show off a little bicep

28.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Doomsday clock folks?

It's basically midnight. OR at least 11:57pm.

Ring the alarm bros.

28.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a very pointed needle in a haystack

28.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I try to do ASMR instead. πŸ˜… ( but sometimes the asmr is on too loud 😭)

28.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU! With a big donation last night we were able to take care of the phone bill and have some money on hand to maybe do something for my birthday.

I suppose I should wait until the end of the day before I attack my own wishlist with it. πŸ€­πŸŽ‚πŸ’œ

28.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

blab on friends

28.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no need to ask my
name to figure out how shit i am

28.02.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i personally think the gen 10 starter are my least favorite designs.

I do have a soft spot for Gecqua. πŸ˜…

28.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Culture has to turn away from this shit to survive. We have to make our own stuff and maybe it’ll look like dogshit but we can call it ours and love the process

27.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1994    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
A man rests in a hospital bed, aware and smiling. A nurse is smiling down at him.

Nurse: "You're awake just in time to watch Bill Clinton testify to a bad faith panel of Republicans about his alleged sex crimes"

Man: "Oh wow I guess I was only asleep for a couple of days after I hit my head on October 4th, 1998"

A man rests in a hospital bed, aware and smiling. A nurse is smiling down at him. Nurse: "You're awake just in time to watch Bill Clinton testify to a bad faith panel of Republicans about his alleged sex crimes" Man: "Oh wow I guess I was only asleep for a couple of days after I hit my head on October 4th, 1998"

For unprecedented times, there sure does seem to be a lot of precedented shit happening

27.02.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let's chug warm water

together

26.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does the guy remind me of Ben Stiller? πŸ˜…

24.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's all happening on X, the everything app

24.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a 30th anniversary pokemon logo featuring Sharpedo, my favorite pokemon!

a 30th anniversary pokemon logo featuring Sharpedo, my favorite pokemon!

The Pokemon 30 logos r kinda basic, but I'm kinda willing to take it. πŸ˜…a

24.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wheelman

23.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sound it out to the farlands

23.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Braixen & Jirachi :3

#Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet #Braixen #Jirachi

23.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scalpers have ruined collecting Pokemon cards for the rest of us :/

22.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

f**k Discord.

22.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you use the rocks to make a big stone igloo?

21.02.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tearing new holes in my shorts everywhere i go

18.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello there, michael mcsouplet

16.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Of course it's a "fitness coach".

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