Kellie

Bought a bag of tiny oranges. Arrived home with half a bag on tiny oranges. Cannot. Stop. Eating. tiny oranges.

The murder weapon.

Aaghhhuaghh it's too bright to go to work!

The cafeteria at work serves only regret. And coffee.

No.

58 and 37

Well that, I do not have a problem with! I can imagine, to some degree

I hear that!

😆 Yeah it's all well and good to tell someone to just relax now and then, as a lot of people have a problem giving themselves a break, but in MY case? Things slide dangerously quickly toward chaos and I really, truly need to work on conquering whatever it is that allows me to let it get there.

I mean, it's not like I'm out of clean dishes.

Counsellor: The dishes can wait!
Me, eating yogurt out of a measuring cup using a measuring spoon: Okay.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Note to self: when scraping windshield, make sure wipers are not set to "Auto" unless you wanna fight.

You should be a therapist.

Joker's next move to try and intoxicate Gotham with laughing gas in an alternative form.

Are you what that smell is?

😱

They are art!

So, so sad. It's a small community, no doubt everyone has been deeply affected.

I think someone took a stealth photo of me carrying 4 oversized rubber ducks through the mall, and I totally understand.

Good work! Keep it up!!

Throw them at your enemies.

honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl

Why pay an activation fee on a Visa gift card instead of putting a crisp $50 bill into that envelope instead?

Financial stability would fix me

All these heroes know that the orange turd's Gestapo can murder any of them and face zero consequences; instead of being deterred, the citizens of Minneapolis are taking action. They are truly brave!

A big chunk of my pay is missing and I got admonished for contacting payroll directly to follow up, having received no confirmation their error had been corrected, no apology. I was warned the department was incompetent but WOW. I wish this person an unending series of minor inconveniences.

"Go out and buy a house"? In October there were around 2500 unsold condos around Metro Vancouver. The urban "starter home", rung one on the property ladder, is now out of reach for many (most?) first time buyers. I have . . . so very much to say about this, but it's all been said.

Dammit. My kid would have loved to be there, if we'd known 🤦‍♀️

My 2026 word is 'Laughable'

Well that's not very encouraging.