As someone who's never played Pokemon and not followed along with what's new, it was shockingly jarring to wake up and find the internet yelling at a Pomeranian to stay on all fours.
08.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As someone who's never played Pokemon and not followed along with what's new, it was shockingly jarring to wake up and find the internet yelling at a Pomeranian to stay on all fours.
08.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely 🎨 by the equally lovely @maneymaw.bsky.social <3
03.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Macro March is a great time to show off my size shifting ability! Sure Spinosaurus is big, but this is on a different level! Come get up close, before I force you to! Just look how much fun @sorrelbirdy.bsky.social and @ayuke.bsky.social are having! Screaming with joy~
03.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0Love to the last breath~
22.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh? So getting to witness as majestic a creature as myself after so long isn't honor enough~?
20.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh what do you take me for if not someone who rewards such bravery! Though I feel our definitions of what makes a true "reward" differs between us~
20.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What choice do you have anyway? It's the difference between a chance at freedom, or the guarantee of digestive subjugation~
20.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heheh, I have my misdeeds I commit now and then! Love making prey bear witness to the power my body has over their previous one! Perhaps I'll make you reach into my jaws to try and get your skull out, before I snap them shut around it~
20.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mmm, suppose I forgot to add some sarcastic quotation marks! Because I love feeling my stomach work over my prey, running my fingers over them and feeling them soften up over time, weaken with every moment~
And oh will I enjoy parting my jaws and showing off your acid bleached skull on my tongue~
105 millions years isn't enough time to become immune to the same acids and enzymes that fish and mammals feared back in those days, sadly! But we'll find out how well your feathers protect you~
But indeed! Love showing off and taunting my meals with what's become of their previous body~
Yes, but of course! Not like I don't enjoy showing off! Gonna be all to fun when I have a smelted down bird sloshing in my gut! Just wonder if you'd even manage to come back to be bloated at~?
20.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heheh, I can't deny: I love birds! Yiu know they're supposedly descended from dinos? Gotta prove a point who's their superior~
20.02.2026 07:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Feel free! Love the sensation of those squirms weakening until they stop entirely! Same with the screaming or begging~
20.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey it's the defiant ones that squirm all the way down! Making it fun for me~
20.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Honestly. Good.
19.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New law that shid is banned. Sorry.
19.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Illegal. Forbidden.
19.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I must be a matchmaker, because no couple I ever brought together has broken up! Only broken down~
16.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well you better start negotiating fast then! Window of opportunity is closing~
15.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎨 by the amazing and super sweet @draktharion.bsky.social, featuring the delicious treats known as @savwolf343ad.bsky.social and @gnollace.bsky.social, who could use a little chocolate to be dipped into, but I still love nonetheless~
14.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On this special day where love is in the air, even a cruel dinosaur can't help but be moved. So today, I'm offering a two-for-one special: get eaten, and I'll hunt down that special lover in your life and make sure you two stay together forever~<3
14.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 80 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0🎨 by @puffderg.bsky.social who is itty bitty microscopic. And potentially a kobold.
04.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing like feeling the bulging figure of some prey writhing on their way down to my stomach! My long neck gives viewers one last chance to look at their friend before they're all mine~
04.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 60 🔁 8 💬 7 📌 0Snrk, well that certainly isn't a bad thing! Suppose it should be natural for smaller creatures to want to be food for bigger ones~
31.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well there are plenty of folks who are apprehensive to get ate, like the kobold in the plane :>
31.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tipsy yeen? Sounds like a perfect meal, one that'll just crawl right in and go where he belongs~
31.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dangerous proposition!
31.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would have been a much shorter movie then~
31.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's just the good ending! Cut scene~
31.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tummy grab is always a sign of a good meal! Just imagine how it feels for the prey in there~
31.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0