Eric Cartman @cartmanbrah07

Errrrr more like. A razor in my leg. It hurts

01.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ow... ow... owie

31.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah this is the good shit.
[He's dressed as Doc Ock. Tentacles too]

31.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Halloween fuckfaces!

31.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh okay, sweet thanks

30.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are people surprised I'm alive? Did I get shot or something? I can't remember anything from the past 2 weeks

30.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Phew. Been gone for a while because my readers a fucking moron. What'd I miss?

29.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

//I may have disappeared by accident

29.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday stan. Here [He gives him a 20]

19.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

ACAB

18.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JESUS CHRIST
[He's escaped DC and is driving a big rig with the entire military on his back]

17.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[He hasn't been to school in 3 days]

17.10.2025 09:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you

16.10.2025 10:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I hear someone say 6 7 one more time I swear to god I'm gonna send them to north korea

15.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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11.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Uh- I- huh??

10.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alright jesus

10.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So why is everyone fighting again?

10.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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10.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to understand British lingo is a challenge, but I'm getting there

08.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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06.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kitty kitty kittyyyyyy [petting his cat]

05.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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New friend

02.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cartmanbrah#8967 | Injustice™ 2 | Xbox A capture by Cartmanbrah#8967

//Gameplay by me. My best combo with bats ever
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30.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINALLY! I'M A HUMAN! I CAN ACTUALLY WALK AGAIN

29.09.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wow everyone's turning into plushies

29.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dont know i woke up like this...but thank you

28.09.2025 09:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[He's still a plush but someone buried him in the snow. He's freezing]

28.09.2025 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Superman

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27.09.2025 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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