Kristy Gee

If Clinton does a national press conference and announces "I did not have sex with that man" it's game over for Trump.

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

If you look at Trump's actions through the eyes of "what would I do if I was a criminal organization" it all makes a lot of sense.

Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”

Perhaps the gravity of the office may yet change the man.

This photo…just…wow.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

The magician is David Copperfield ✅

Fox is about to do a solid 4-5 days straight on the escalator.

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

ooohhhhhh Project 2025 as in THIS year

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

With the Big Beautiful Bill, Republicans gave billionaires permission to pick your pocket. Plain and simple.

i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me

The first rule of fighting fascism: Do not obey first. They can try, and say it is so, but it doesn't make it so. People and states have rights, and we have to keep fighting for these a-holes to back down and GTFO.

Here's your periodic reminder that political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.

What if he threw a $45 million parade and nobody came?

Boring. Low energy. Sad!

We feed you.
They hunt us.

Trump wants people talking about LA so they don’t talk about his shitty economy, his moronic tarriffs, that he can’t complete a sentence, and that he’s the entirety of the Epstein files.

“One more question, sir. You wrote a book about the former president's cognitive issues, but the current president posted that the former president was executed in 2020 and replaced by a mindless, soulless robot with cancer. What am I missing here?”

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security. 
 
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
 
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

I’m not sure what’s more painful to watch from team Trump, the dumb ones trying to act smart or the smart ones trying to act dumb.

He should anyhow. But especially now, yes.

Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis

Sucks they never got to collab