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Man. Writer. Retro hipster twat. I know this is nonsense, but it is my nonsense.

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Muddle cucumber, and shake with gin (or vodka) and French vermouth. Fine-strain, and garnish with thin slices of cucumber.

08.08.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A green-tinged Cucumber Martini in a cocktail glass, garnished with thin slices of cucumber floating in the drink.

A green-tinged Cucumber Martini in a cocktail glass, garnished with thin slices of cucumber floating in the drink.

Better have a Cucumber Martini before summer is actually over.

08.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Six records on a dining room wall. Each cover prominently features somebody's mouth. The records are by Olivia Rodrigo, Gravediggaz, Diana Ross And The Supremes, Kid Congo And The Pink Monkey Birds, The BellRays, and Anna Calvi.

Six records on a dining room wall. Each cover prominently features somebody's mouth. The records are by Olivia Rodrigo, Gravediggaz, Diana Ross And The Supremes, Kid Congo And The Pink Monkey Birds, The BellRays, and Anna Calvi.

Mouthy

03.08.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shake French vermouth, maraschino liqueur and orange bitters.

01.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A clear York Special cocktail in a Martini glass.

A clear York Special cocktail in a Martini glass.

Happy Yorkshire Day to all who celebrate. Here's a York Special.

01.08.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watch comedy scripts come to life, live on stage! This exciting new show, from the company behind My Family, gives audiences a rare glimpse behind the TV development curtain, as original writing is performed by some of Fringe's top comedians. Get unfiltered access to the creative process and see some of the best new scriptwriting in the UK before channel commissioners do. Don't miss this unique opportunity to witness the collaboration between cast and creatives as they shape a new show. You just may see a sitcom you'll love in the future!

My script Vargon Lives! is part of the Table Reads show in Edinburgh. Please check it out if that's the kind of thing you like to do!
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

31.07.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shake cognac, dark creme de cacao and coffee liqueur. Garnish with a bourbon biscuit.

25.07.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dark brown Chocolate Biscuit cocktail in a coupe glass with a vine and grapes pattern, and a bourbon biscuit balanced on the rim as garnish.

A dark brown Chocolate Biscuit cocktail in a coupe glass with a vine and grapes pattern, and a bourbon biscuit balanced on the rim as garnish.

Toasting Leeds Grand Youth Theatre's whipple-scrumptious production of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with this Chocolate Biscuit cocktail. Catch the show at Leeds City Varieties until Sunday.

25.07.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stir gin, French vermouth and olive brine. Garnish with an olive.

18.07.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Dirty Martini cocktail in a Martini glass, garnished with a green olive on a cocktail stick.

A Dirty Martini cocktail in a Martini glass, garnished with a green olive on a cocktail stick.

Dirty Martini? This Martini is so dirty, somebody tried to write 'wash me' in the condensation on the glass.

18.07.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muddle strawberries, and shake with light rum, lime juice and sugar syrup. Fine strain, and garnish with a strawberry.

12.07.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pink Strawberry Daiquiri in a Martini glass, garnished with a strawberry on the rim.

A pink Strawberry Daiquiri in a Martini glass, garnished with a strawberry on the rim.

Better have some strawberries before Wimbledon's over so here's a Strawberry Daiquiri.

12.07.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shake gin, rum, Amaretto, simple syrup and lemon juice. Top up with cola, and garnish with a piece of lemon.

05.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dark London Iced Tea cocktail garnished with a lemon wedge in a tall ice-filled glass decorated with green shapes.

A dark London Iced Tea cocktail garnished with a lemon wedge in a tall ice-filled glass decorated with green shapes.

Typical Londoners - not one of them offered to make me a London Iced Tea while I was down there. So I've had to make my own now I'm back home in the North.

05.07.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pour pastis or absinthe and orgeat. Add chilled water and ice, and stir.

28.06.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cloudy green Mauresque cocktail in a tall ice-filled glass that is decorated with green shapes.

A cloudy green Mauresque cocktail in a tall ice-filled glass that is decorated with green shapes.

First cocktail to be included in the Uxbridge English Dictionary: Mauresque โ€” rather like a Maur.

28.06.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BFI NETWORK Filmmaker Mixer Our networking event comes to Leeds

Leeds, weโ€™re back! ๐Ÿฟ Filmmakers, creatives, storytellers โ€“ join us 22 July at The Tetley for a FREE industry mixer with @creativeuk.bsky.socialโ€ฌ. Whether you're scouting your next collab or just love talking all things film, this nightโ€™s for you. RSVP here: bit.ly/fhn-mixer ๐ŸŽฅโœจ

24.06.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The recipe is from Difford's Guide so this is your occasional reminder to buy the book or at least visit the website.

20.06.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shake cognac, coconut water, lime juice and a dash of orange bitters. Top up with tonic, and garnish with a lime wheel.

20.06.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sparkling golden Midsummer Daydream cocktail in a tall, ice-filled glass with a wheel of lime peeking out of the top.

A sparkling golden Midsummer Daydream cocktail in a tall, ice-filled glass with a wheel of lime peeking out of the top.

As it's Summer Solstice eve, I'm drinking a Midsummer Daydream and looking forward to a Spinal Tap earworm whenever Stonehenge is mentioned.

20.06.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shake gin, lemon juice, Cointreau and marmalade. Garnish with a piece of toast.

13.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A yellowy Breakfast Martini in a cocktail glass, garnished with a triangle of toast on the rim.

A yellowy Breakfast Martini in a cocktail glass, garnished with a triangle of toast on the rim.

Here's a Breakfast Martini because it's five o'clock (AM) somewhere.

13.06.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goth night: the darker side of books An exclusive event from Leeds Libraries and Hyde Park Book Club with two legendary grave dwellers whoโ€™ve written extensively on

Leeds people! Hyde Park Book Club becomes Hyde Park GOTH Club on Monday as I discuss Goth (and Curepedia) with @johnrobbofficial.bsky.social & @stuhennigan.bsky.social for @leedslitfest.bsky.social in Goth's own heartland... plus Trad Goth DJ set! Info/tickets: www.leedslitfest.co.uk/events/goth-...

13.06.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Shake vodka, Kahlua and espresso. Garnish with an odd number of coffee beans.

06.06.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dark brown Espresso Martini in a cocktail glass.

A dark brown Espresso Martini in a cocktail glass.

Can't decide whether to use alcohol or caffeine to make yourself feel anxious? With an Espresso Martini, you don't have to choose!

06.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Six records on a dining room wall. Two of the records are by various artists. The others are by Manic Street Preachers, John Bramwell, The Fleshtones and Monkey Mafia.

Six records on a dining room wall. Two of the records are by various artists. The others are by Manic Street Preachers, John Bramwell, The Fleshtones and Monkey Mafia.

Round in circles

02.06.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WIN! - A Coloured Vinyl Copy of Pulp's 'More'

One of the most anticipated releases of the year drops next Friday, and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy of the pictured record.

Just share and like this post, and give our account a follow to be entered.

www.normanrecords.com/records/2087...

30.05.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Pour orange juice and top up with fizz. Remember to fine strain your orange juice if, like me, you hate sodding 'juicy bits'.

30.05.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A champagne flute filled with orange-coloured Buck's Fizz.

A champagne flute filled with orange-coloured Buck's Fizz.

I have found that there comes a time for making my mind up to make Buck's Fizz. And that time is two weeks after Eurovision.

30.05.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ท| Manic Street Preachers - Live At Leeds In The Park ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 24/05/2025

#ManicStreetPreachers

25.05.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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