Mark Taylor

If God Is A DJ it ain't me cos I've just tried to walk on water and gone arse over tit in the bath
#TOTP

They used an instrumental version of this to introduce the footy scores every Saturday at 5 on Radio Leicester.
So I don't call it Late In The Evening.
I call it Tottenham Hotspur Nil 🤣
#ptop

Alright. Who left the bloody spin dryer on?
#ptop

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#ptop

"Oh Cliff....."

#COYS

I dunno why I'm so pissed off.
We'd only have got Chelsea next anyway.
#COYS

As if having to sit through this drivel wasn't bad enough, they've now just put Sting up on the screen.
#COYS

You couldn't make it up.

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"On tonight's One Show we're joined by Westlife who are celebrating 25 years in the music business and doing a collaboration with Ed Sheeran"

This and ITV's particularly scary episode of Seeing & Doing with Toni Arthur dressed as a witch were staples of my Junior School days at Halloween time.

In keeping with the theme of the show I'll be dead to the world as I have a 0430 start in the morning
#BloodyTrains #ChooseDay

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#sts70s

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#sts70s

'Urry up 'Arry!
#sts70s

"Ok Fred. Now you're a Yoghurt Yoghurt"
#misheardlyrics #sts70s

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#sts70s

GET IN!
#sts70s

I heartily concur.
#sts70s

Triple Greenfield Whammy!
#sts70s

Bob's eager.....
#sts70s

My jokes are a bit out of Date.....

"Don't take Noah an Aardvark" as Grandad used to sing.
You can see where I got all this witless shite from now.....
#sts70s

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That's just flown right over the top of your head hasn't it.
I'm taking this joke book back for a refund 🤣

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Song of the night.
#sts70s

Is it a Currant episode?

#BloodyTrains
#sts70s

Why is @simonscanlon.bsky.social in your shower? 🤣

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#sts70s

#sts70s