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David Bennett

@toosurreal.bsky.social

Movie geek, electronic music lover, recovering programmer. Very amateur synth and digital art dabbler. Slava Ukraini | #andamovie

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A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫑

08.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5308    πŸ” 982    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 46

Seriously, in the best possible way, there are some people who are just one weird science accident off fighting Spider-Man.

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To allow poverty, is governmental policy

09.03.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Bonkers. But in a good way.

08.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is no longer about saving the corner building. It's lost. All the SFRS can do is try to prevent what would be a catastrophic spread to Glasgow Central Station.

πŸ“· Vyro Media

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Lucy is working hard to close the Wikipedia gender gap.

08.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I am 61, 2 years younger than the first comsat (Telstar 1). Before Telstar 1, the only way to get video across the Atlantic the day it was recorded involved shipping tapes (or film!) aboard a jet. QE2's coronation was filmed and reels of film made it to Australia within 48 hours aboard RAF bombers.

08.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Buzzfeed was trying to force Kyra and her team to use AI for a Chikn Nuggit project. She left in protest because she's an actual hero. The fallout for Buzzfeed has been...real bad, so naturally, they're suddenly open to discussion. Keep being loud about how Ai is NOT acceptable.

07.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 870    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Buzzfeed is on this site, so block them and their journo buddies on sight.

07.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog logic.

No escaping from it.

08.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, watching Under The Silver Lake finally on Mubi. Heard a lot about this one...

08.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

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QUIZ: Are You Too Old to Be a Woman? 1. Do Hollywood actresses within ten years of your age play mothers of adult children? A. No. What’s Hollywood? Is that like Snapchat but longer? B...

Do you have lines anywhere on your face or body, including your T-shirt?

A. Bitch, this is a romper.
B. Yes, I have laughed at various points in my life.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/qui...

08.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The irony of a man wearing a board stating "Keep men out of women's spaces" harassing a woman by chasing her and invading her space.

08.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Mindhunter - real shame we're not getting any more of these, just kind of left in limbo due to cost

08.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œThe Women’s Issue” of Bakersfield Life magazine with two cover models who are old white dudes in suites.

β€œThe Women’s Issue” of Bakersfield Life magazine with two cover models who are old white dudes in suites.

Happy International Women’s Day!

08.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 20

At least it wasn't cottage cheese...

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Names for Different Groups of Women Bed: A group of tired women. Coalition: Women who are tired of hearing about their reproductive rights getting trampled on. Guys: Actually, a group...

"Guys" - Actually, a group of women.

"Girls" - Actually, a group of fully grown women.

"Old Bats" - A group of women who used to be goths in high school and still listen to The Cure.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nam...

08.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

"Just after starting on Cars 2, I was told by a superior that I would be uninvited from all weekly art department meetings because Lasseter 'has a hard time controlling himself' around young women... It was clear that the institution was working hard to protect him, at the expense of women like me."

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Sure the cats will be enjoying the boxes and packaging and ignoring the tree...

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I’m Pepsi, and I’m Actually Okay Before you ask, yesβ€”I’m actually okay. I can feel you hesitating, the way people do when they lower their expectations out of politeness. You ask t...

"I’ve finally arrived at a place of radical acceptance. I accept that I will be passed over, that I will sit untouched for hours, that someone will choose a lemon-lime option over me without a second thought."

08.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh FFS, not this shit again.

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

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Well I didn't make them quite right it seems, but they are *delicious* and I'll have much fun tweaking the recipe in future.

08.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's the amount of egg in my normal ones that changes the texture. Good to experiment with anyway

08.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taken out at 25, cooling now...

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