Lost Under the Couch Barbie.

“Regime change” 🫩

New York Times: Iran Names Mojtaba Khamenei as Supreme Leader Son of Slain Ayatollah Is Expected to Continue Hard-Line Theocratic Rule

Hey question is this what was supposed to happen? 🤔

Edmond is a messy bitch who lives for drama (complimentary)

Yeah I was thinking about this too lmao like girl you certainly made A Choice for vacation hoping to avoid politics 🤣

She was asked in a bar who she voted for. Anyway, she knows exactly why it made her uncomfortable.

I went for a walk and it was fantastic.

PBS Masterpiece as an adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo with my guy Sam Claflin (Finnick from Hunger Games) and look I will watch the story of Edmond Dantés every single time.

There was no question in my post.

voting for the bad thing to happen to Other People will eventually backfire.

Yeeeah sorry as someone with an Arabic name who was “randomly” selected for searches post 9/11 quite a bit, I am not losing sleep over people making fun of “Markwayne” 🤣🤣🤣

7pm sunset baybee

That was amazing! 🥹

Getting sad about something that happened 66 million years ago 🤣

He wanted to laugh at one point but he fought it

Lmaooo Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth 💀💀💀💀

I don’t want this series to end but the asteroid is coming 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Awww that’s going to be so nice

The bugs are doing that thing where they just hover in groups. Spring is here!

My guy has the worst PR team ever.

Correct!!

I think you have to handle things in a way that is appropriate for their level of comprehension but you can’t hide the world for them. Especially not now. It’s too accessible and there are bad actors who will explain to them worse.

Lmao my mutuals are getting it. But once it leaves the safety of my bluesky neighborhood the replies are going to be soooo stupid.

And I think parents underestimate what their kids actually encounter and when. It’s like they get memory loss or something. How many things did you encounter or experience in your childhood that you never ever told your parents about?

Every day I wake up and feel lied to about how bad McDonald’s food is.

Yes 🤣

Time for a morning walk and a little lifting!

Still watching The Dinosaurs. The way the Earth just be rebranding with mass extinction events…. 😅😅😅😅

This is so silly because these movies so frequently cover trauma and loss in families. In fact, Coco is one of the most devastating movies I have ever seen marketed to children. It was basically true crime. Somehow that’s not causing the need for therapy though lol

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free