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Eli Lynch

@elilynch.bsky.social

He/Him, A bit Red Forman, Ron Weasley, and Eeyore.

175 Followers  |  153 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 18.12.2023
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Well, FU, too Kansas.

27.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My partner made this, and I love it.
@kenjennings.bsky.social @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
#Phillyslang

27.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Rogan is a moron and so are his followers.

22.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws.

You know, like a democracy.

22.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 36588    πŸ” 7476    πŸ’¬ 938    πŸ“Œ 370

The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

22.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4218    πŸ” 2333    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 247
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Please try Chin's Kitchen if you want the best steamed dumplings and Beef with broccoli. I've been searching for this for the 17 years I've lived in PDX.

22.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo..what happened to being sponsored locally. Like, Burgerville?

22.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’‹

07.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic and fantastic.

07.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent 5 hours in the ER last night getting immunoglobulin injected into my wound and a 1 of 4 rabies vaccines. It wasn't fun.

07.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reasons to keep your pets up to date on rabies vaccine where applicable.
1. If a vet staff person is bitten by your pet during the exam, they have to get treatment and vaccines.
2. The only way to test for it is to send JUST the head to a lab.
Check your pet's rabies vaccine status.
-❀️a vet tech

07.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard pass.

02.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...if you study scales and apeggios in every key, you should be able to sight read anything. I knew regular session musicians that knew pretty much any popular piece and would play gigs all over.

02.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew the Sousa Marches because of the community bands I played in. And a couple Wagner pieces because my band director loved Wagner. Had I finished college, we were supposed to be familiar with most classical composers and a good number of modern. According to my clarinet professor,

02.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends upon where they went to school, how long they've been playing, and their memory. I'd say someone like YoYo Ma can probably play the cello for most known pieces. He's been playing since toddlerhood. When I was playing regularly in high school I knew the overtures for Gilbert and Sullivan

02.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Operation Inflation on Instagram: "we are not interested in peace. we are interested in disrupting fascist control. #operationinflation #inflatables #abolishice #peacefulprotest #operationinflation #i... 255K likes, 2,342 comments - operation.inflation on January 11, 2026: "we are not interested in peace. we are interested in disrupting fascist control. #operationinflation #inflatables #abolishice #pe...

Listen.
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02.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 86941    πŸ” 21352    πŸ’¬ 1614    πŸ“Œ 1511

Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.

20.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3684    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 7

If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.

21.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3499    πŸ” 1057    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 42

I can assure you every penny goes to toys, games, clothing and older teen stuff etc. Every single penny. He raised over $6000.00 last year and bought a box truck worth of gifts for these kids.
He's very thoughtful about his choices, too. Any amount helps.

21.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to DJ Po & Friends 6th Annual Toy Fundraiser 4 Raphael HousePDX, organized by Craig Nelson DJ Po and Friends 6th Annual fundraiser to purchase Holiday t… Craig Nelson needs your support for DJ Po & Friends 6th Annual Toy Fundraiser 4 Raphael HousePDX

Please consider supporting this cause. The children escaping domestic violence need a happy holiday.
gofund.me/78eee6b58

21.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Parking requirements are going to be important very soon. Just wait. I'm 100% for saving trees and our canopy, but our roads are very thin. People park on both sides. It's an issue in homes with 3-4 vehicles, work vehicles, & contractor trucks. Soon, nobody will find parking. We saw this in Philly.

10.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody

Randy Rainbow 🌈 hits the nail on the head with this one.
youtu.be/TH-5HYAxftM?...

10.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking at a rough month ahead because dear leader needed a secret police and a bunker/ballroom? Findhelp.org.

29.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Health care providers failed to inform most victims of medical error in Oregon, report says Oregon Patient Safety Commission report gives no examples, but says 52 percent of medical errors in Oregon occurred in hospitals

Health care providers failed to inform most victims of medical error in Oregon, report says www.thelundreport.org/content/heal...

I am unsurprised. For-profit healthcare and the pandemic have left facilities short on staff and resources. I can't even get blood drawn correctly.

24.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey there, Bluesky.

24.09.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genocide is genocide.

22.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Military Occupied LA for 40 Days and All They Did Was Detain One Guy Sent over the objections of California officials, the military has detained one man who was rushing to an appointment in a federal building, not protesting.

The Military Occupied LA for 40 Days and All They Did Was Detain One Guy

He wasn’t even a protester β€” just a veteran rushing to an appointment in a federal building.

theintercept.com/2025/07/16/f...

16.07.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 22
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Home for the next few days. The only place in Oregon that enforces a fireworks ban.
#cannonbeach

04.07.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0