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A tin of Almond Roca, chocolate-covered toffee sprinkled with chopped almonds and/or Jelly Belly jelly beans with some of the crazier flavours.

Such a good standard of football. I'd have described it as a good advertisement for the game if I thought it was getting a decent audience.

He looked filthy to be subbed off

What an amazing fairytale. Heidelberg United is through to the final of the #AustraliaCup. But if I never hear the term "cupset" (cup+upset) again, it would be too soon.

Holy heck, Heidelberg United. Go, you good things. 2-0 up against the reigning A-League champions in the #AustraliaCup

It is. There's no use for it outside our field. But nevertheless, I find it illicits a funny reaction.

When I mention the word "dinkus" to civilians (non-journos), they laugh and think I've made it up.

Oh, Stephen. I am so sorry. We are going through exactly this with our old male cat. I'm dreading the end but trying to give him a comfortable one.

Best wishes, Jon. My son had brain surgery many years ago, and brain surgeons are the best of the best.

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Can't believe we're here. Go MVFC.

Make it so.

Ah, those were the days.

"90 minutes, 90 emotions" as the A-League used to advertise in the days when they bothered trying to get non-believers on board.

The commentators are enjoying the match-up between Western United defender Leonard and Melbourne City winger Cohen. #MCYvWUN

There was.

I'm happy to note that this hasn't aged well.

Lovely gesture from Machach to hold up Hamill's shirt after scoring a goal in the A-League semifinal. The injured Hamill had played a huge defensive role this season.

Could Ten/Paramount not find one unbiased commentator for the Auckland FC v Melbourne Victory men's A-League semifinal? There was even a sideline commentator wearing the Auckland kit, FFS.

In Australia, we'd call a mate "cunt", and a cunt "mate". You know trouble is brewing if a stranger calls you mate.

Just like the chef who will happily incinerate your steak.

How old do you need to be to start specifically requesting a "hot" latte at a cafe? Asking for a friend.

He's worked hard on his strength training, and holds his ground much better these days.

Not at all what I was expecting tonight.

I came here tonight in desperation. But it's nothing like pre-Elon Twitter.

The premise sounds unlikely, but this was a lovely book. I'm keen to see how it translates to film.

The only thing about The Bad Place I miss is sokkahtwitter.

Airport?

The customary 60-minute changeover.