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@banditus.bsky.social

Teacher, comedian, writer, and dad just trying to make the world a little weirder and a lot fairer. I believe in kindness, creativity, and unionizing everything. Big fan of Leonard Cohen, Chappell Roan, and absurd humor. Strong opinions on education.

586 Followers  |  170 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6427

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And a finger in your ass while you cum down my throat

06.01.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Source???????

06.01.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are they???

03.01.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I followed a few spicy accounts, and then the bots came!

03.01.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, to be a fly caught in that web forever

02.01.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would marry her

01.01.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect.

31.12.2024 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP Jimmy Carter.

29.12.2024 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49068    ๐Ÿ” 10114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 770    ๐Ÿ“Œ 492

Three Body Problem!!!!

30.12.2024 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well done RollingStone for reporting it accurately.

23.12.2024 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41419    ๐Ÿ” 13826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 805    ๐Ÿ“Œ 559
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Sound about right.

19.12.2024 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34213    ๐Ÿ” 8682    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 719    ๐Ÿ“Œ 298

Scoot over!

17.12.2024 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm ready to lose

17.12.2024 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Parastoo Ahmadi live-streamed the concert on YouTube. There has been outrage over her arrest as women continue to defy regimeโ€™s harsh laws

15.12.2024 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18150    ๐Ÿ” 2400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132
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#science

16.12.2024 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Easily the best description of him Iโ€™ve ever read.

14.12.2024 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45829    ๐Ÿ” 10375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1216    ๐Ÿ“Œ 637
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Who here agrees?

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LOL

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Hegseth Is Reportedly Vowing to Stop Drinking, Having His Mom Call Senators Pete Hegseth is reportedly vowing to stop drinking in meetings with Republican senators, and having his mom call them to advocate for him.

Saying โ€œIโ€™ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagonโ€ is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said โ€”
and a clear red flag that this Hegseth dude needs rehab now!!!

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

05.12.2024 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6110    ๐Ÿ” 1461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 404    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

And THEN you start writing

05.12.2024 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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