gillpea

No WiFi since 8pm and the service outage page is suggesting it will be fixed at 16:12 tomorrow. WTF?! (Mobile signal is patchy, works maybe 5% of the time.)

Nothing else will satisfy a prawn cocktail flavour craving.

I'm jealous, but I think I'm my own worst enemy for buying cute socks aimed at teenage girls with legs like twigs.

Have you tried them? How bad are they?

First dental hygienist appointment in years this morning & she recommended one type of floss as the only one that would fit between my tight teeth (I water floss due to lack of options). Went online to buy it & all the reviews from the last few months are talking about how awful the new version is.

Living the dream!

I'm feeling hard done by because I've had to cancel my (watching) darts plans for tonight because I'm not well enough. As a freelancer, that was probably my main xmas social and I don't often do weekends away from the family. I've had this cold for at least 12 days. Why am I still ill?!

Lies! They're great!

Were they a young'un?

Neill as a doughnut.

Lovely work.

From a security POV, it's safer. But it's annoying when you share an account with someone. More importantly, they need to start sending mini pigs in fancy dress like in the ads.

Happy birthday! I hope the caffeine/sugar/insert other kick in.

Who needs hard drugs when psychedelic visual migraines exist?

Chess knight but they fucked up lining up the paper so badly that its ears are at the bottom.

I didn't know they existed until this morning, but I've now looked through the LEGO One Piece sets and cannot see the best character. Give me a Tony Tony Chopper minifigure, cowards!

Sharing for anyone that enjoyed #jamvent last year.

Eat some more fudge. It'll pass.

Alright, Bin Boy. How will you top that as your highlight of 2025?

I thoroughly enjoyed mine last year. Intended to buy another for this year but I've had a cold and December snuck up on me.

Can't remember the last time I was this stumped on #Squaredle. No idea at all on 5 long words.

I only have cars that new 'cos ULEZ fucked my 0 emissions diesel car. If we're muted, you have to wonder whether he even wanted to know the answer to his question.

Surely the Love Heart gets me out of any punishment?!

2020/2021. That counts as new, surely?

Spreading my cold, I guess.

That depends what you've been up to to be sorry for!

Both of my cars have one. Only one of the cars is sexy (it's a Mini, so it's subjective).

3, please, Bob.

I'm assuming you can't eat them otherwise…

Yes, please!

What is the Gudetama thing, pls?