Cam Kelly

I always get to find out what team ex-Leafs play for when they score against the Leafs.

I don't think you should get a penalty for crashing into Stroll.

Screenshot of a paragraph from the Fangraphs story linked in the first post: That’s a unified criticism across both his pitching and hitting decisions. I actually think that Schneider has a good plan for tons of different eventualities, which puts him ahead of many of the managers I’ve graded in recent years. I just didn’t like the need to affect the game from the dugout. Bunts and intentional walks are best used extremely rarely. Giving up free outs or free baserunners is so clearly bad that you should think twice or even three times before calling for them. I don’t think Schneider had the requisite caution there. If the Jays go on another run like this, I’d be surprised to see either tactic feature so heavily; I thought they contributed to some of the tough losses and almost never were the difference in the big wins.

Didn't have time to do this earlier but this paragraph sums it up perfectly:

John Schneider did poorly in the hitting report card I reposted yesterday. This went even less well. I still miss Gibby.

I’ve never been more informed about an election that I have next to zero interest in and I am so glad that it’s finally going to be over today. This is the last one right? The last time they did this and I hoped it was over it was just the primary.

I said earlier this year that John Schneider loves playing 4D chess but unfortunately he’s terrible at it.

This doesn’t make me feel like that’s an incorrect statement:

My phone continuing to torture me with "WOW WHAT A GREAT WORLD SERIES!" notifications seems a little mean.

Just one hit into the outfield. Or two more outs. Or…

So I’m not over it yet!

I didn’t bother telling my kid that he wouldn’t be going to school on parade day so we could go to Toronto. I figured only one of us needed to live with that piece of information.

The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays have been unhappily welcomed into the 1993 Toronto Maple Leafs portion of my brain and oh man is that not a fun place to reside.

Waking up thinking about this like I’m going to be doing for the next forever. Fun fun.

I would like to die now please

Yeah that’s the thing not to do. Goddamn it.

Please not on the ground Kirk.

This team has done nothing but come back to win games they shouldn’t all year. Just gotta do it one more time.

If we got this close just to lose I’m gonna be sad for quite some time.

This game is absolutely going to kill me if it doesn’t end soon

Can confirm.

I’m sweating absolute bullets here

Literally anything hit out of the infield wins us the World Series.

Just need one hit (hopefully)

Hoffman did the thing again

Baseball is considerably less stressful in June.

ERNIE!

Stress levels: incalculable

Ungood!

Six outs away.

THANK YOU VLADDY

Lead off walks never hurt you, right?

Grading the Blue Jays' manager