🪿💨 Goose Tales md-goose

Ooh not good. Brains are weird. Medsnbeds for this goose. Gnight!

08.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The man has never seen Legally Blonde!!!! This is a travesty. It will be rectified!

08.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either! Both maybe?

08.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Labels please.

08.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

husband showed me horror movies the other night. What sickly cute gay thing should I show him tonight?

08.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bluesky, where you can argue violently about things on which you agree with each other...

08.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But (to the blocker, if they ever see this) you do you boo, I'm not sussed..

08.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Like, ok, you disagreed violently with the OP - not every like or comment on that OP necessarily has the same exact view as the OP, you don't need to burn the house down because you don't like the carpet.

08.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Won't necessarily say she's illiterate, just.. skewed by a perspective that, while justified, completely missed my point entirely. I don't mind a block, but it would be nice if people could take a second to understand that we have the same viewpoint. Reactionary nuke blocks are silly..

08.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aw babe. 🥰

08.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This thread caught me a block by someone who I don't think read what I posted through anything but a filter of hurt, which is caused by the exact people I was talking about. Like what?

08.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An exorcism.

08.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chunky coughing. 😧

08.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got him to an urgent care this morning. They cleared him, but told him to take it easy for a few days.

08.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks!!! All good info, much appreciated. 🥰

08.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie with a fake ear is standing in front of a bunch of mannequins . ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a fake ear is standing in front of a bunch of mannequins .

Funny man.

08.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always wanted to know what it was like in an ezbake oven!

08.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰🥰

08.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CHOMP CHOMP

08.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have amazing style!! I love it so much!!

08.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is standing next to a woman who is using a laptop and says " the button for the internet " ALT: a man is standing next to a woman who is using a laptop and says " the button for the internet "

07.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seriously! Easiest slam-dunk win for her against a guy with Nazi iconography emblazoned on his chest. That whole ordeal up in the great white north is wild to me.

07.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰🥰

07.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forgot to update this! Got him to go to urgent care this morning, who cleared him.

07.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have to try out the merchandise! I always lay on the beds at mattress stores, this woof is a smart shopper!

07.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫂🫂

07.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh cutie! And those kebabs look tasty!

07.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know much about him personally, but he's a toasty roasty poster on here apparently!