Macchi is (NOT) a nerd

It's not ragebait if i'm simply that stupid

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Here’s a jock enjoying a date :3

A nervous nerdy corgi named Jojo struggles to go up and ask his crush out on a date. Trembling, stuttering, and trying to offer a rose the right words start to escape him as his crush raises an eyebrow in confusion. Not looking good. Luckily for him, his jock rabbit friend Riley was walking by! Wincing at the scene of it all, the tall mischievous jock rabbit came up with the perfect plan to be a wingman. Sneaking up on the crashing and burning corgi, Riley reaches for the sides of Jojo's flowery pink undies. The corgi letting out a confused whimper, before immediately being swept off the ground in one devastating wedgie pull! An immediate uproarious laughter erupts from passerbys as the scene evolved. The now squealing dork dog turning a very cute shade of pink, flailing for dear life as his underwear practically engulfs him at all sides. Ensuring the humiliating wedgie of a lifetime allllll in front of his now laughing crush~ The crude bunny jock snickering at the now self imploding corgi, stretches his undies far and wide, revealing the word "DATE?" written on the front. Grinning wide, Riley raises his eyebrows at JoJo's crush as he says, "I believeeee this dorky lil pipsqueak was trying to ask you on a date! He's quite the catch and he really likes you. And now you know exactly how to treat him! Give him a shot?" he says bouncing the corgi like a toy the whole time. The crush, now wiping tears from his eyes after busting a gut from the scene ponders for a moment, very amused and flattered. He walks up to the flustered overstimulated dog, giving him a smooch on the cheek. "Meet me for dinner wedgie boy~" he teasingly says before walking off. Jojo wags at the speed of light, almost forgetting the predicament he's in! Riley snaps him back to reality, literally, snapping Jojo's waistband tightly to his shoulders causing him to yelp and groan. The bunny ruffling his hair teasingly and affectionately. "Looks like you got yourself a date, lil dude!~'

Get yourself a wedgie wingman this Valentine's day to help ask your crush out! 😈💕 ft @jojocorgi.bsky.social

Comm from the great @hidegreenfox.bsky.social <3

I know certain mouse that is just like that :3c

What a nerd lol

A beautiful realization of my cringe-ass-nae-nae-baby idea of Jock Atom giving a wedgie to Foxy the Pirate

Jock Atom is such a bully to poor Foxy! 🦝🩲🦊
Amazing art from the artist @harryh4.bsky.social ! I love how it came out, he did such a fantastic job of making my gay idea a reality ;3c
Please check him out, he makes really great art uwu

Wowowowowo valentines YCH!!!!! My first one!!!
If interested please contact me on discord or telegram! Details in bio!
£40 PayPal only!

Reggie the iguana is in his hockey gear, and hanging by his tighty whities in front of Hatio the argonian. Hatio is starstruck at seeing his favorite player. Reggie's teammate Jaxon taunts him offscreen.

I was so excited when I won these tickets, I even get to go meet the team before the game and get some autographs! Problem is... I've been back here for like 10 minutes, nobody to greet me or anything 😕
I'm starting to get impatient... 😠

"W-wait Jaxon, nooOOO-!!"

𝘳𝘳𝘙𝘙𝘐𝘗𝘗-

Remember to take your pills, grandpa

I mean...that sounds kinda nice 🦇👉👈

surfing with @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social i sure hope nothing embarrassing happens……

Just kidding, you can trust me with all your dorky and embarrasing secrets :3c

I'm going to tell everybody >:D

Day 40. Arm

Oohhh, i'm soooo scared
Loser lol

Or what, mega dork? :3c

Says you of all people =w=

There is an atomic wedgie under this btw

True men love pink >:3c

Based af

I don’t have my digital drawin stuff on hand sozzle, also a reminder do NOTTT interact with me if u support these cunts

underwear 🦇🦇

Can confirm, us bats are free but the governement doesn't want you to know :3c

Tighty whities 😳

Had SUCH a fun time hanging out with @kaithewah.bsky.social this weekend, and I even got to meet Alex for a quick minute! Though I did pay quite a Tug Tax for it all 😵‍💫 (tho I definitely got my payback >:3)

Thank you so much for hosting me!

Don't know if y'all have played the game "Back to the Dawn" but if you see Crunchy you better give him your lunch money or hope your undies break before you do 😣

Amazing art from @haxsmacks.bsky.social

“when i say let’s hang out this is what i mean” featuring a medieval fantasy photoshoot by killeranarchist1 / spiceicee

Seems like someone lost a bet ;3
@anonfilesartist.bsky.social

(The other one is my OC, named Lu)

A 2-page comic featuring Fox and (a rather hefty) Wolf. Mostly NSFW -Panel 1: Fox, sitting on the edge of Wolf’s bed, preparing to slip on a t-shirt. He glances back at Wolf who is sitting next to him. “Hey, Wolf?” Fox starts, “Do you have any underwear I can slip into?” Wolf grins. “What? You really think they’ll fit?” -Panel 2: Fox, arms spread out like a plane, runs playfully out of Wolf’s room. Sporting Wolf’s huge briefs like a singlet pulled from his crotch up to his shoulders. Wolf shouts at Fox, pointing aggressively at him as he tries to quickly dress himself to chase after him. Fox has given him the slip~

The Slip 🦊🩲🐺