Alexis🧚🏼

I’m gonna be honest my hopes are not super high😅😅😅

If the VOLS beat Alabama tomorrow I will forgive them for the emotional damage from the Georgia game

Having a bad day today and just want to call my dad, it never gets easier

My eyes are twitching watching this game rn

I will not be taking my shit about Arkansas today bc last time I did we all know what happened😅

Good news is I’ll be able to watch the game tomorrow, bad news is my work cut my hours lmao

That’s so cool! I love her this season😊

You know a dance was good on DWTS when I go back to watch it multiple times during the rest of the week

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO
YOUR HANDS
YOUR TEAM
YOUR VIBES 💃🕺

I justify my fast food addiction while pregnant because I can’t have wine

I think of how the last shows were filmed and haven’t been released yet at least once a day

Everyone in the theater verbally laughed during the PG version of Wood and it was probably my favorite part🤣

Eric Dane’s diagnosis makes me incredibly sad😭

Everybody laughed when they played the clean version of Wood, it was my favorite part🤣

It would nice to have a president who didn’t post AI generated content all the time, I know it’s asking for a lot

I like em cloaked in Gucci & in scandal

Wi$h Li$t hits hard being pregnant with my first baby with the love of my life

“Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled” DAMNNNNN

Same😭 I’m so sleepy and have to wake up early for work but it’ll be worth it

My tuxedo cat, soup, in his orange handmade showgirl costume and headpiece with a blue feather

S o o n

I’ll be sitting here impatiently for another 40 minutes 😅

Me standing in front of a mirror showing off my pregnant belly, I have the phone camera over my face and I’m wearing brown biker shorts and a black tight fitted shirt In the background is my bed made with a maternity pillow sitting on it

Finally had my first stranger today tell me congratulations🥹

Screenshot of Taylor Swift’s song it’s time to go on Spotify

Time to be a showgirl but I’m still here

Time to listen to my TTPD fixation songs before I become a showgirl tonight

I love how good Taylor Swift cusses

a beautiful day to say id rather die than support donald trump and also

black lives matter
trans lives matter
immigrant lives matter
homeless lives matter
gay lives matter
womens lives matter
elderly lives matter
disabled lives matter

YOU matter. ✊🏻

I swear when I was in elementary school we watched a documentary about Pompeii once a year, just giving us more trauma

A lady came in my work today with the coolest tshirt from NOLA, I asked where she got it and she said it was a gift from a friend

Tell me why my bf told me he bought a shirt off Depop the same night AND IT WAS THE SAME SHIRT

get on the plane right now drive straight to the airport do not stop in the locker room GET OUT OF THERE