Justin

I watched Fantasia for the first time last week and was shocked that it had an intermission, it's just a shade over 2 hours!

I just bought some nice ones from The Met! Shoot me your address and I can add you to my list

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Puffy jacket Snoopy is now permanently a part of me forever

no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

@dumbcunt1000 - Feb 26 Oil and nuts and bolts ??????? Which he eats for breakfast like cereal ??????? Dumbass ??????????? @SerbMillions - Feb 25 I like the idea of a robot being a bounty hunter for hire. What could he need the money for

Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

NECA Tom Atkins from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch figure that comes with a freakin beer.

Don’t have a lot of space or need for any new office figures right now but I’d make an exception for the NECA Tom Atkins from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch that comes with a beer.

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Criterions came in

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

They're doing advanced stuff with hot dogs in Arizona

The West Coast/Arizona is no place for human beings. What do you mean the World Series game is over before 8pm?

The True Grit Blank Check ep takes about 3 hours to get there, but eventually Stav suggest a parody of The King’s Speech about a guy who gets nervous before sucking dicks lol incredible ep

Cardamom is the secret fall spice nobody talks about

Oh boy (spoilers)

The same as the above picture but I added some movie poster bells and whistles. It's now "ERNEST GOES TO HELL" and it's got a quote from Roger Ebert who calls it "RELENTLESS!"

Semi-yearly reminder that Criterion sends out $10 coupons to Channel subscribers right before their flash sales.

Do not “show bunt” to me, pervert

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter." -Shigeru Miyamoto On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

MY BRAIN WHEN I COME HOME DRUNK: Put your shoes somewhere weird. Don’t forget to put your shoes somewhere super weird.

your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study