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Justin

@lifein4chapters.bsky.social

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

119 Followers  |  186 Following  |  416 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023
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Joe Pesci with His Head On Fire
YouTube video by youtalking2me Joe Pesci with His Head On Fire

This is very similar to my personal all timer which is Joe Pesci with his head on fire while the theme from the Long Good Friday plays

youtu.be/5PDuqk_DSMw?...

05.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me: trying to get to sleep at 3am

The cat in heat outside my window:

04.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rank Harris Yulin in that episode among my favorite acting performances of all time

03.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Pancakes aren't as good as my mother's, but what I really go for here is the respect."

03.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many are saying this

02.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10174    πŸ” 1818    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 34
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Look at this hat Clarence Clemons is wearing in The Wire

24.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a glass door with text: "KMS Financial solutions."

a glass door with text: "KMS Financial solutions."

28.03.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8
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Blizzard time means mojito time

22.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I hope this energy carries over to the rest of the Devils season

22.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

22.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1240    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 4
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Not what you want to see

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2020: Tenet
2021: Licorice Pizza
2022: Nope
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: A Different Man
2025: One Battle

22.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can I borrow $200 real quick

22.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegas is so yellow in Oceans Thirteen

22.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Universal sign of good Chinese food

21.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing Overwatch again

21.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if I had read Station Eleven prior to March of 2020 I would have had a severe mental breakdown

19.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jesse Jackson, Frederick Wiseman, and Robert Duvall all gone in less than 24 hours and the big guy can't even get so much as a cough

17.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched Hospital tonight as my first. I think it's status as a good starting point for most people today is bolstered by the comparisons/contrasts you can draw between it and The Pitt

17.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wookiepedia: [summarizes a simple Jedi training mission]

Stephen A Smith: [making a Jawa noise in surprise] To me, that's prosperous. 6 or more planets in the Ragoon system, things of that nature

15.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

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No they haven’t.

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A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads β€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The β€œBabes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads β€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The β€œBabes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I can’t stop laughing about β€œand from New Jersey”

10.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3258    πŸ” 535    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 192

The unbridled joy of realizing the coat you're wearing has a half used weed cart in the breast pocket that you forgot about

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