mike drinks beer @mikedrinksbeer

@funeralpig.bsky.social come back

20.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bluesky be a cruel mistress

22.10.2024 16:37 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

what go on over here

18.10.2024 20:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

06.08.2023 15:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

throwing my disgusting ass to controlla

02.08.2023 23:14 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i can confirm

02.08.2023 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

heard white folks like beer

02.08.2023 20:16 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself get a bluesky code

02.08.2023 17:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

einstein to his cousin: can i fuck on it crazy

27.07.2023 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no… say it ain’t so…

27.07.2023 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

alright so today i’m gonna be day drinking and smoking cigarettes in a public park at 2pm

26.07.2023 14:56 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i’m the lebron of opening my 14th beer not drinking any of it and falling asleep

26.07.2023 14:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. We have to take him out.

25.07.2023 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have once again received a tattoo gun so I will be making terrible decisions again soon

25.07.2023 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting on bluesky be like

25.07.2023 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey do you mind if i come over and dissociate

25.07.2023 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no but you can skeet about it

25.07.2023 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she let me hit because I’m an AMC Stubs member

24.07.2023 21:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gentle reminder to let all of your severely mentally ill friends know that there is no escaping death and nothing is real

23.07.2023 22:28 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

24.07.2023 21:25 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

24.07.2023 20:56 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

mike drinks beer