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saw a girl use chatGPT to write her an apology on behalf of a Walmart employee who wouldn’t let her make a return WHAT

@hbomax.bsky.social changed their logo again but I can’t rewind an episode of righteous gemstones without the entire app crashing✨

that heat vent is bussin’

Zazzle is the most relentless with their marketing emails, bon Appetit ✨

The man sitting behind me had the wettest, gnarliest cough for a 10 hour flight and I subsequently drained my HSA at the urgent care 4 days later

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

Cat warming himself by the heating vent, acknowledging that Elon Musk’s gesture was indeed a nazi salute

that was a nazi salute

Tiny cat paw prints following human foot prints in the snow

Our community cats enjoyed Georgia’s little dusting of snow last week 💛☃️

Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.

ACAB does not include firefighters

Cat sits atop a blockade of cat stuff intended to keep him away from the door

We’re getting our bathroom remodeled and KitKat desperately wants to flirt with the contractor

A pillow with a cat’s face printed on it with the model cat sitting in the background

Same cat poofed up and partially hiding behind a chair after seeing the pillow

Before and after Skimbleshanks seeing our new pillow. He’s so dumb and I love him dearly

I’m sad to announce that what’s been called “the great trinket purge of 2025” has commenced in my domicile

Subscribed to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social on Patreon as a Xmas gift to myself 😌 going to catch up on all the bonus episodes on my drive to Kentucky today!

2 black cats sitting on burlap sacks

Nothing I offer to our feral cats can ever beat the old potato sacks under the dryer vent

Black cat peeks out of an insulated cat house filled with straw

Little King Trash Mouth has accepted our insulated offering, we love a weather proof feral!

Cat sitting amongst presents under a fireplace decorated for Christmas

always reminding me what a gift he is💛

who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights

I don’t feel strongly one way or another, but a tiktok ban would stop my coworker from constantly saying the most batshit things followed by “per tiktok” like it’s a credible source

She’d get 50 emails from different people about a particular issue and would just scoff and say “well emailing won’t help”

I interned for a state rep and my only job was to mass-delete her emails without reading them

Wicked is everything that I’d hoped Cats(2019) would be!

You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

haven’t listened yet but very excited to hear their thoughts on the kind old mountain man who nurses Sassy back to health🥲

YOU ARE GOOD [photo from the movie Homeward Bound featuring the two dogs and cat] SPECIAL GUEST: J.V. HAMPTON-VANSANT

NEW EPISODE! In which we embark upon an incredible journey, deconstruct Homeward Bound, and defy death many times over with the absolutely fabulous @redblaquegolden.bsky.social.