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You can only work for him if you submit to his every demand, but on the other hand, he does not respect anyone who gives in to all his demands, so

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

It’s that time of year for one of my personal favorite draft-isms:
He’s a bit undersized but he can add 15-20 lbs of muscle

Well, at least Kristi Noem still has her face

My bad guys

✍️

The Celtics track record when I’m at band practice is pretty much 1.00 so rest easy tonight, we got this

Need to trade for Ja’Marr to be Maye Chase Boutte

Well, I guess I have to change my fantasy team name now cause Drake Diggs Boutte isn’t going to work anymore.

On the other hand, if we can re-sign K’Lavon, Chaisson Boutte is still in the cards

Literally just a game to these sick fucks while the pile of innocent bodies gets higher and higher. Real people. Kids. Dead while Pete and Miller and them laugh and bro-five

I get what you’re saying, but for any player who’s been on a rookie contract making a couple mil a year looking at a real payday, 9 times out of 10 they’re going where the money is

been replaying in my head joe biden warning the entire middle east/world no one better interfere with what israel was doing while he was still in office. a supposed man of decency. just monstrous, empty people pulling the strings and now trump is the ultimate vessel for outward, unrepentant violence

Gotta say I don’t love the Pats’ odds of hiring Alec Pierce to play for our football team when the Titans, Raiders, Chargers, Jets, Commanders and Steelers have a combined half-billion dollars in cap space

You actually thought we were going to lower costs on Day 1?

You almost have to respect the dedication to telling their fans almost daily “you actually believed that thing we promised? What’re you stupid or something??”

“So if I have a bad season, I don’t get all the money in this contract?”
“That’s correct”
“And if I have a good season I get it all?”
“Hahaha oh god no”

Social Distortion is so frickin good, man

I’m just going to say this now and if I’m wrong in October, fantastic:

I do not understand why so many Pats fans who declared N’Keal and Tyquan and Ja’Lynn and Javon immediate busts are giving Kyle Williams a pass

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At least free agency is stacked and it’s a stout wide receiver clas-

Release makes sense cause we couldn’t really ask him to take a pay cut with a straight face, and a $30 million cap hit is just Saints style resource allocation, so, I hope he does well wherever he lands

I’ll always remember the game where Stefon Diggs had even more hate in his heart for the Buffalo Bills than we do 🫡

If your go-to is some combo of Wong/Mystique/Odin/Arnim Zola you are a warrior without honor and bring great shame upon your family

Pretty funny that Marvel Snap made a whole list of banned cards for this Sanctum game and of all the cards they nixed you can still just spam Wong

You know what? I’ll play. RFK, the wager is you can ban Dunkin only if you defeat our champion in single combat: a 41-year-old mechanic from Lowell who’s 2 months behind on the mortgage and has listened exclusively to Godsmack and Slipknot since 2003

A fun way to conceptualize what an outrageous amount of money we just lit on fire is Robert Kraft’s entire net worth is $13 billion

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Every punk rock bone in my body feels like this is a log splitter in my ear but it’s not about the look, it’s about

I haven’t tracked slap bass in the studio in ages and as I try to get everything lock tight for next weekend the obvious stat buff is to play at Ryan Martinie height

Tennessee said if you don’t like ICE abducting your neighbors and shooting people when they wanna the obvious solution is u can’t see what ICE is doing 😇

It’s dumb but it might be one of the few things that gets The Base to have that lightbulb moment where they realize “he says it’s this….but it’s not this……what does it all MEAN”

I believe this, but about funk, not rock