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Pats fans coming to Music City this weekend: important heads up!

Tailgating is fucked right now because they’re building the new stadium in the literal parking lot. Also, most bars don’t open till 11am Sundays.

Either buy your booze on Saturday, or DM if you want a ticket to the Nash Pats tailgate

Dudes rock

This will be the game where TreVeyon Henderson pops off

We need another name for shops that only sell CBD and Delta-9, if you don’t sell the good stuff then you should not be allowed to call yourself a dispensary

I do feel bad for Titans fans, the last few years have made it clear that they’re trapped in a Jets style “well, can’t fire the owner, soooooo….”

they’re almost certainly purposefully targeting her at this point

Over/under on how many of these guys are getting a paper bag of muscle juice and syringes out back behind the Gold’s Gym every month is 80%

This really wouldn’t even be that hard.
Carlton Davis has 2 more years.
Even if you plan on Drake resetting the QB market and Diggs’ current deal getting ripped up and renegotiated…..our defensive tackles and #1 pass rusher are already paid and Will Campbell is on a rookie deal!

Tired: pay elite running backs
Wired: pay 2 elite wide receivers
Inspired: pay Christian Gonzalez, Carlton Davis AND Marcus Jones at cornerback

Honestly after Michael Hurley dropped the stat about how teams that fire their head coach almost always cover the following week, I’m a little stitious 👀

Titans fans are down so bad that usually when the Pats come to town hatred is flowing and the fuck-y’alls are plentiful, and this time multiple friends have told me “never should’ve fired Vrabel. Take us to the woodshed”

Soros says it’s going to be 2-4 WEEKS before I get my protest check in the mail? No direct deposit! And the only other option is Antifa store credit? What kind of payroll system is this?!

3 Screenshots from the movie "Face/Off" (1997): First, a man in a suit sits at a desk with a contemplative expression, the subtitle reads "Date night fizzled again." Second, a close-up of an open diary showing handwritten text, with the subtitle "We haven't made love in two months." Third, the same man appears introspective, with the subtitle "What a loser."

Oct 17th 1997 - An entry in Eve Archer's diary: "Date night fizzled again. We haven't made love in two months."

📽️📅 Face/Off (1997)

Chase Brown almost hitting his projected fantasy points, it’s a Christmas miracle

This piece rocks. I helped Arif try and break it. It's really bad, a cheap wrapper of GPT4o turbo.
When I asked it who the raiders should trade for at QB, it recommended Derek Carr (Drafted by and released by the raiders, retired) and Geno Smith (their starting QB they traded for in the offseason

As if this “A.I.” dogshit wasn’t bad enough this is what the page looks like when you bring it up. My phone has smoke coming out of it now. 🚽

You can practice Belichick-speak every day for the rest of your life but once in a while, wide receivers just can’t not be wide receivers

“Even me”, Stefon Diggs is the best

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

Totally. Plus, hot take time, it’s not like prime SNL was front to back bangers either! We just remember it that way from the DVDs, and/or we were 14 years old

Some people are at peace and are not afraid of death. Mitch McConnell has lived his life in such a way that I hope every time his breath is short or his knees buckle, he feels the Reaper breathing down his neck

This one is on my short list of sketches I send people when they say SNL blows now. Only people who don’t laugh are…..podcast bros

Graham Platner once described himself as a 'communist' in deleted social media post While he disavowed that post, Platner still stands by a post telling conservative musician Ted Nugent to "suck a d*ck."

Ha they must really be scared shitless of Graham if the best they can dredge up is a riff on “they say you get more conservative when you get older, I’m even more flaming liberal!” that you saw bi-weekly on Facebook if you’re my age

I guess so. Don’t know what happened but I do know I will not be going over there to find out

If you’re new to Bluesky we are a fast-paced work environment of deliverable-obsessed customer service rockstars, but don’t worry - we play hard, too!

One way sports betting breaks your brain a little is now Drake is getting talked up as a dark horse MVP and i just thought “I’m going to feel dumb if he wins and I don’t bet it”

NO! Bad Goose! BAD! Enjoy the ride!!

The Ravens or the Jets giving us the final missing piece to building a destroyer of worlds is almost too delightful to wrap my head around

Hjalte Froholdt…..we could have been something 😢

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Today’s fun fact is that Michael Onwenu has the 7th-highest Pass Block Win Rate among all interior offensive linemen