Oliver Butler

How do I get big followers on Bluesky @grok @gronk @grinch

How's parenting, I hear you ask? Everything was going absolutely fine until he realised he could use his limbs to move. I also never realised how strong babies were, now bedtime is a mat wrestling exhibition worthy of the Tokyo Dome.

Skeets are mosquitoes, we're gonna have to get bloots over in a big way

What's going on over here then? Since I last did a Bloot, my son was born and I haven't used my Galaxy watch pretty much since Blooting about it. Anyway, hope you're well.

Being a late adopter absolutely kicks ass. I've got myself a refurbished Galaxy Watch 4 (ooh, fancy!), and I'm mesmerised by it. I've got my phone... on my wrist! I can make poorly heard calls, I can use my fat fingers to respond to messages, I'm James Bond!

When the dam bursts, society as we know it will be forever changed. I wouldn't be shocked if some of these characters named have links to global politics.

You'll be pleased to know he hated it

Going on Drag Race UK, putting the hours and the werk in, get to the roast and just cut a shoot promo on RuPaul.

Should once again do something productive with a domain I own, but, you know, there might be something on TV.

63p for a .online domain, but lording it over the .bsky.app peasants? Priceless.

Imposter syndrome goes away one push notification and big brand email at a time. Nobody knows what the hell they're doing.

"Hi Nedum, you never had a bad game in a Wolves shirt. How much of that do you owe to hard work, and how much of that do you owe to never playing for Wolves?"

You will always be a part of my life king

Built the bedside crib yesterday, and to nobody's surprise, quality control immediately got involved.

Listening to Negative Spaces by Poppy. Incredible how in the drop of a hat she went from poppy.computer to being one of *the* primo metal artists out there.

97 year old diner still serves Coke the old fashioned way

Not until next week thankfully. Got a solid week of looking like the respectable member of society I claim to be.

Wonder how long I can keep the respectable but outspoken gimmick up on here without swearing. I give it a week.

I got on a busy train after a hard day at work, sans headphones but with a headache. Head down, a loud, bombastic American lady gets on the train.

"Great, here comes Ruby Wax", I thought.

Coming to get off the train, someone asks this American lady for a selfie. It's actually Ruby Wax.

Keep going king, you've got this

Man this new season of Still Game looks awful.

Whooooooo remembers

Might seize the day and just recycle some classic Twitter patter on here and cash in the likes. Anyone doing a Peter Kay remembering gimmick on here?

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Sean Paul's Drag Race UK