@snakeater.bsky.social
king of crime. traitorous cracker.
happy birthday to me
09.07.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0sorry ladies, im happily taken
05.06.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0im getting forklift certified today
05.06.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
cleaned the whole house for 6 hours today
31.05.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dracula Flow...
28.05.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0who knew that sitting on the front lawn with some people you barely know could fix you
25.05.2025 04:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win.
25.05.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
me
20.05.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better
20.05.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass
where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth
bro im not working here forever be for fucking real for a second. this is not a career.
20.03.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: as an electrician
boss: YOURE LEAVING US????
now my girlfriends boss? im genuinely still looking for a professional catfishing woman to ruin his still new marriage. hes 28 years old it cant be too hard. hit my dms if youre interested.
04.03.2025 21:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people
04.03.2025 21:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms
02.03.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with:
1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.
2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work
did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did
18.02.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0bro we are in the pharma industry, the company can afford it
10.02.2025 18:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once.
me: got it
boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!
me:
wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante.
05.02.2025 05:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i miss the south so much....3 ft of snow on the ground here.....to hell with this place
04.02.2025 02:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK
FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH
can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life
24.01.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0after weeks of him being lost, i finally got shadow. my shaylaaaaa
21.01.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i do not care for the werehog
13.01.2025 06:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place...
10.01.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0karma got its kiss for me...missed out on the journey together boxes today
09.01.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once.
me: glados
my gf: ok TRUE
hes my little pookie has been for like 20 years im so glad hes back in style
03.01.2025 18:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
