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jungkook paid the jimin tax 💵

#1YearWithAYS

W(hore) Korea yes that tracks 🙂‍↕️

Okay hypothetically speaking do I think the members of BTS are down to be pregnant

NJ: maybe for like ONE day as some kind of philosophical/psychological exercise but not beyond that
SJ: yes but only if he gets to whine the whole entire time and be told he’s so cute and brave

Red and black image of Jungkook from his photofolio, half-hidden behind a red curtain. Image text: "secrets, secrets are no fun unless i am a part of one" "bts surprise ship fest season two coming soon"

#BTSFest #BSSF2

🗣️ this is how he goes in for a kiss 🗣️okay, but did you pay close enough attention to how he moves his eyes and swallows just before getting closer?? bc yeah that shit will ruin you

the og post: x.com/BTS_twt/stat...

they were just 🥺 two tiny lil babies

happy 10th anniversary to this video [150806]

Namjoon black and white cover for Bazaar’s reel

RM for Harper’s Bazaar Korea

View full reel here:
🔗 www.instagram.com/reel/DM_o1QJ...

Different covers of W Korea featuring Kim Taehyung

Taehyung for W KOREA

yeesss 🙂‍↕️ better to read in the peace and quiet of my bedroom than in a loud office kitchen

I regret to inform you all that I unfortunately did NOT find out what cowboy jungkook was up to in the fic in question 😔 the yapping was too distracting

I'm afraid I'll have to wait until my bedtime ao3 hour

Right?! I just want some peace and quiet, is that too much to ask for? 😭

I'm trying to read a fic in what's left of my lunch break but I can't focus bc a group of girls is sitting next to me and they won't stop yapping cAN Y'ALL STFU PLEASE

🤣🤣

Wesley Snipes pointing a gun at someone and crying.

I'm sorry... it's for the best

let me swallow your pride

*hands you a shotgun* please put me down before I go feral and bite someone 😔

someone said he’s giving hot lifeguard and now i’m barking

in that case the alternative could be YOU 🫵🏻 hosting your own fest!! make your own rules 🙂‍↕️

right?! making this thread felt like experiencing a series of epiphanies fr

YOUR MINDD THIS IS AMAZINGG 🤍

THANK U SO MUCH 💕

Blue space caterpillar from VLD. Just a small ball of fluff with huge round eyes, a little mouth and eight teeny tiny legs.

Blue haired Jungkook. His eyes are wide and he's pouting slightly.

Jungkook: the space caterpillars

I know, I know, they're not a specific alien, they're a species but I mean... /eyes/

And last but not least, my personal favorite...

Rollo from VLD. He's a buff purple alien with white hair and a sharp jawline. He's wearing a blue vest and aviation goggles.

Taehyung at the gym. He's wearing a tight black sleeveless shirt, showing off his thick arms, pecs, and thin waist.

I /shall/ say more: arms, pecs, waist 😵‍💫

And btw don't be fooled by the resting bitch face he pulls sometimes, he has a good, huge heart.

To the left Rolo, a purple alien with white hair. He's holding a little blade of grass between his teeth. To the right Nyma.

Taehyung and Jimin standing close. Jimin has his arm around Taehyung's shoulder.

Taehyung: Rolo aka Nyma's other half... need I say more?

Nyma from VLD. She has yellow skin, pointy ears, and purple cat-like eyes. She is overall slim and is wearing a blue brassiere-like garment with shoulder pads and blue pants. She is posing with a hand on her hip.

Blond Jimin posing with a hand on his hip. He's wearing a white shirt and a gray reflective bomber jacket that's hanging off his shoulder.

Jimin: Nyma aka the REAL miss universe. Prettiest alien in the show imho.

Two sneaky little flirts! You will accidentally sell ur soul to them if you're not careful! You must resist their feminine wiles!

Tall, slim, sloth-like alien. It has brown and white fur, big claws, bushy eyebrows, a big round nose and a friendly smile. It's holding a canoe paddle as they float down a river. It's accompanied by two other VLD characters: Pidge on the right and Shiro on the left. They are happy and smiling.

Namjoon riding a bike on the bike path of a park. He has his back turned to the camera. He has brown hair and is wearing a gray shirt and dark green pants.

Namjoon: the alien sloth aka the literal embodiment of namjooning

Both would take you on a tour to the best spots to appreciate nature no problem no questions asked.

Riding a canoe down a river? Riding a bike through the parks of Seoul? Different things, same aura.

Slav from VLD. He's a blue alien with an elongated body and several arms. He has triangle-shaped ears and a beak. He's sweating and leaning his body backwards as he goes through a fit of panic. Shiro, another character (a human), is holding him and looking frustrated, clearly tired of dealing with Slav.

Hoseok during the zombie run episode. He's sitting on a bus seat screaming as a member of staff grabs him.

Hobi: Slav

Very different specialties: choreography versus the multiverse. Yet they can both think ten steps ahead: Hobi while performing and Slav while calculating the multidimensional consequences of people's actions.

Also please do not startle them! They're little scaredy cats!