Matt Daubney

As for the weather, I’ll take a look at that on Wednesday

Can’t see why Pope wouldn’t be available but at the same time not sure I’d have him in a t20 team anyway, Mousely no idea

If they take wickets they get points, doesn’t matter what spot they’re in

A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:

"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"

Dessert then double main 🙌🏼

America really sucks ass right now, it’s dead to me as a nation, no longer exists

And I now consider all my friends over there to be South Canadian

Bauhaus 1979-1983 volume two Image: album cover

On a musical nostalgia kick, just bought this in iTunes

Such a massively underrated band

And all of a sudden I’m no longer a Phoenix fan

Bought a suit, decided it needed a waistcoat and top hat

Top hat arrived today, love it!!

Fourth pic is the paintings behind me on the wall in case anyone wanted to see them in full

I definitely didn’t look that good after my hernia op 😂

How are you always so photogenic you beautiful bastard??

A black and white photograph of Basil D’Oliveira batting

A colour photograph of Damian D”Oliveira batting, in white helmet

Basil and Damian D’Oliveira

The first father and son to score John Player League centuries. Basil in 1973 at Byfleet, Damian in 1985 at New Road.
Surrey bowler Pat Pocock was hit for six during both innings.
#johnplayerleague #sundayleague #cricket #jpl ❤️🏏

Gin Pancakes Flour Milk Eggs Gin Method: 1. Chuck the flour, eggs and milk in the bin 2. Drink the gin

As it’s Shrove Tuesday I thought I’d share my pancake recipe with you

The brilliant Bill Bailey plays the new US anthem - The Tsar Spangled Banner

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A two-part image comparing meetings in the White House. Top Image: French President Emmanuel Macron and U.S. President Joe Biden sit in yellow armchairs by a fireplace, decorated with festive greenery and lights. Macron leans forward, smiling and gesturing with his hand, while Biden sits back, also smiling, in a suit and tie. Bottom Image: The same setting with Emmanuel Macron gesturing animatedly with both hands, speaking to Donald Trump, who sits with a stern expression, hands resting on his lap, wearing a blue suit and tie. American and French flags are visible in the background.

Two photos say it all.

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

DOGE = Department of Gross Errors

We would *love* to host the TMS team at our match against @icelandcricket.bsky.social in Warsaw in July 🏏

We understand we clash with a Test at Lord's. But we guarantee tastier cakes...

Not winning an award for wildlife photography anytime soon but saw a barn owl in my way to work this morning

Fourth time I’ve seen one in the space of a week

That’s dinner cooked, time for cider 🙌🏼

Cashier: “Will that be all?”

Me: “No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.”

"You're not the President you need to go away."

Priceless 🤣

I am pleased to announce my dog has managed find a comfortable spot

He was a sickly child, always had a stomach bug of one sort or another… doctors never did work out why

😂