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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

i love this gif so i added sfx to it

junkey kong dongle beat

junkey kong dongle beat

never forget the princess diana ps4 theme

https://kestreldraws.tumblr.com/post/179981719063/the-only-thing-ive-had-the-motivation-to-draw

Its her day

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

I cannot believe it no this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real

Wednesday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Thursday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Black friday, was 699.99 poke dollars now 499.99 poke dollars: spheal is very happy and excited to buy the hypothetical item at the "discounted" price what do you think he is buying

A meme image in the form of the "Hello human resources" comic comparing the roles of CRT monitors and pixel upscaling algorithms such as hq2x and 2xSaI

Fun ragebait to trick your friends with

shirt with waldo of where's fame that says "BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND ME"

rawest shit i ever found at a goodwill

hey bluesky

Boat derangement syndrome

hatsune miku real

Low effort meme featuring a picture from pokemon legends za of a spheal, sealeo, and shiny walrein Text by walrein says "grandfather full of lead" Text by sealeo says "father full of asbestos" Text by spheal says "me full of microplastics"

shitting, farting, bogging, plarping, wahoo

2x2 panel 1: pokemon rumble spheal 2: two pokemon rumble spheals facing each other, one lower than the other 3: two pokemon rumble spheals facing each other 4: pokemon rumble spheal looking at another pokemon rumble spheal that is lying down May or may not resemble loss

"sorry Taranza but i dont think you qualify as a Rider" "this is bullshit you let Starman in" "HI-JUMPing out in an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book"

#KirbyAirRiders

Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory

AMEN!

The meme says Olive Garden is not a fancy restaurant it's just an Italian Denny's

i'm getting word that there was an interdimensional breach at Disney World and now there are multiple Even Stevens rides