Mr. Smithers’ replacement⚧️🪱

people in America: i found a 7-up can from the 70’s in the attic

people in the uk: i found an original copy of the manga carta stuffed up the chimney

Oh that’s absolutely disgusting

🤦🏻

You don’t hang someone like that though?

Not *actually*

Morning.

Hell yeah

@sketchmaster.bsky.social have you done “hashed tag” yet?

A customer wanted my attention yesterday because he wanted his groceries. When I acted confused in 🏳️‍⚧️, (because he said “ma’am”) he told his friend / me basically that I was a woman and that he was correct.

When I said no, he apologised, but it was a weird interaction overall.

Good ol’ alcoholism

Why isn’t this a thing yet

Happy for you!

Harbinger down! Not to mention the *bad CGI* (I genuinely love that though)

I’m so sorry 😔 that is so messed up!

Today’s shots

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

Absolutely

chief wiggum arguing with Quimby

Quimby's close-up He's wearing his mayoral sash, with his purple suit. He looks mad, as he's arguing with Wiggum One of the classic simpsons in other notes, here's some tags RFK emotional worm nuzzi hines

"I got pictures of you, Quimby."

"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass."

I can’t tell what he replied to either:(

Thank you babe 💕

Oops

That’s okay, I understood what you meant :)

I’m very sure he does

Got new glasses

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team this is not “rude” this is a threat and should be suspended.

We can tell

“Girls”

Nobody cares

The ammount of confusion I get from gays calling their ass a 'pussy' just to say 'vagina gross' when encountering a trans bro is immense

Yellow and Pink go to the street fair.