If I hear someone say this I just assume theyโre well versed in age of consent laws
14.11.2025 12:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@greyhoundforty.bsky.social
Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?
If I hear someone say this I just assume theyโre well versed in age of consent laws
14.11.2025 12:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Donald Trump visited Jeffrey Epsteinโs house for the articles.
12.11.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 416 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly whatโs wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
I wrote about Chuck Schumer newrepublic.com/article/2029...
10.11.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 253 ๐ 70 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 6USA Photo of the year
07.11.2025 15:44 โ ๐ 15669 ๐ 3199 ๐ฌ 895 ๐ 331Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
07.11.2025 06:03 โ ๐ 1973 ๐ 587 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 8Proof that it doesnโt take brains to be a shareholder
06.11.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You just know heโs seething that attention wasnโt 100% on him.
06.11.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnsonโs office.
06.11.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 51616 ๐ 13918 ๐ฌ 1002 ๐ 1149Y'all ever notice how nobody can ever actually point to any *specific thing* that Mamdani *actually said* that was antisemitic, and how people are just baldly asserting it anyway
05.11.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 1224 ๐ 155 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 34After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
05.11.2025 13:00 โ ๐ 12546 ๐ 2720 ๐ฌ 231 ๐ 135Good things are possible and we donโt have to settle.
05.11.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 8357 ๐ 1180 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 131Live action Waylon Smithers
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My brother Mike (pictured below) has been wandering the streets for days now. He keeps trying to hold pretend press conferences but then insists he doesn't know anything about anything. It's very sad!
If you have seen him, please let our family know!
Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.
04.11.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 2914 ๐ 401 ๐ฌ 54 ๐ 8Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
04.11.2025 14:31 โ ๐ 22232 ๐ 2516 ๐ฌ 246 ๐ 75Zohran and Rama smiling at each other in a gymnasium.
A wide shot of the gym with voting booths.
Zohran holding a ballot and smiling.
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
04.11.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 19529 ๐ 2272 ๐ฌ 111 ๐ 45Grijalva: I do think that Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand.
There are people all over this nation who were out there with signs that said, โSwear her in.โ They wouldnโt have even known about me otherwise.
Thank you for highlighting how corrupt the system youโre protecting really is.
I want to see Mamdani win in NYC tomorrow for a lot of reasons, but one of them is absolutely to watch Bill Ackman crash out
04.11.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 8983 ๐ 754 ๐ฌ 188 ๐ 58โSpeaker Johnson, many Americans are wondering why youโre unable to see or hear any developments in the news. Some are speculating that you were kicked in the head by a horse; others theorize that youโve been huffing spray paint. Which is it?โ
03.11.2025 16:23 โ ๐ 5520 ๐ 1186 ๐ฌ 237 ๐ 52Can just one reporter ask Mike Johnson why heโs so uninformed? please
03.11.2025 23:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โevery time theres a republican president the economy collapsesโ feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy
03.11.2025 12:39 โ ๐ 2889 ๐ 856 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 23Cuomo really targeting the harassment voters.
03.11.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The opening scene of The Crow, which starts on October 30th.
It's Crow Day
31.10.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 1169 ๐ 98 ๐ฌ 45 ๐ 5Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
30.10.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 5428 ๐ 1040 ๐ฌ 85 ๐ 29REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): โIf this is what theyโre doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilitiesโฆ what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?โ
31.10.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 33095 ๐ 12113 ๐ฌ 468 ๐ 420Loud wrong, but nothing new for the Economist.
30.10.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0See also Elon Musk and DOGE.
29.10.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of these guys is running for Congress on an explicitly pro-LGBTQ platform. Hell yeah. www.advocate.com/politics/dyl...
27.10.2025 21:32 โ ๐ 1640 ๐ 348 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 15