Bard (Canadian_B3ard)

[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [M4F] Warming Up Your Lamia Roommate [Script Fill] [British Accent] [Lamia] [Snakeboy] [Tail] [Forked tongue] [Cowgirl] [Roommates ... Posted by goodeveningdarling - 3 votes and 3 comments

Finally posting new content on Reddit. And we start with a wonderful Snakeboy audio from the pen of @semaphoretowers.bsky.social

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The really important phone call I’ve been waiting on all day gets me every time. 😅

The entire thread is worth reading, more than once. I'm not the best at putting thoughts into words and this thread said it perfectly. Consent isn't something that can be given while drunk/inebriated, and if you're the sober person it's on you to be the responsible/decent person.

There is no if and/or buts. I was there when this happened. We made it very clear that we would be drinking. We respected his choice to remain sober. He was the ONLY sober one. Consent CANNOT be given when one is DRUNK/INEBRIATED. She was UNABLE to say NO or STOP.

The gif broke, so have another great quote instead by Biff lol.

Post a gif you can hear.

Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.

A picture of chocolate pancakes plated with a chocolate ganache sauce with powdered sugar on top.

On today’s episode of “Cooking with Bard”: Care for a sweet tooth breakfast? ❤️ Chocolate pancakes with a chocolate ganache sauce, topped with some powdered sugar. Definitely one for the chocolate lovers lol.

Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.

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Just a little "I miss you" with some background... ambiance.🤭 Only 5:20 long so good to sneak in anywhere.

#NSFWAudio

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'@canadianb3ard' how Old are u ?

"how Old are u ?" - Young enough that I know some dank memes, and old enough that I can throw out my back by sneezing too aggressively.

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This is art in its purest form.

I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.

A picture of meatloaf on a sheet pan, mashed potatoes in a pot, and corn in a pot

Meat loaf on a sheet pan

Meat loaf, corn, and mashed potatoes on a plate.

On tonight’s episode of “Bard Cooks”, we have Glazed Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. On my hubby resume I guess I can add “will cook meals at unhinged hours (this was ready at approx 11pm lol)”

That is an amazing T-Shirt!

Also, "Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you" is peak voice acting.

[Mature Content] From Canadian_B3ard's profile on Reddit: Belated 2 year cake day & 300 followers! Thank you so much - AMA Announcement Posted by Canadian_B3ard - 2 votes and 0 comments

Going to be hosting a little AMA to celebrate 300 followers and a belated 2 year cake day! Check out the post if you're interested! <3

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Poster art of the movie "Thankskilling" showing "Turkie", the murderous turkey. Says "Warning! Boobs in the first second! and "Gobble gobble motherf#%@er!"

May I interest you in a viewing of... Thankskilling?

10/10 night, bonus points if it’s a bad (so bad it’s good) horror movie.

I approve this message.

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Good luck all!

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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.

Yeah, I would have kept going but I ran out of characters. 😂

A sign that says “Dildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

A sign that says “Dildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

Yeah definitely, us Newfies are an interesting folk. 🤷😂 Dildo, NFLD even has a sign that’s stylized like the Hollywood Sign.

Quote this with a real world place name that sounds like a porn Parody title. *inhales *

Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK

A picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A closeup picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A picture of uncooked banana bread in a bread pan, shown just before baking.

A picture of banana bread in a bread pan, fresh out of the oven.

On today’s episode of Bard cooks (or bakes in this case): We have cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing! Also going to share a picture of banana bread that I made earlier in the week.

A picture showing Bard’s height is 6’5” tall

Saw a bunch of these, thought I’d share mine as well. I’m a bit of a giant. 😅

Luckily for you my dear I made enough for two portions, I would just have to fry a few eggs! ❤️

A picture of Loco Moco, fried eggs on top of a beef patty, on a bed of white rice with gravy. Garnished with sliced green onions.

On tonight’s episode of Bard cooks, we have Loco Moco!

For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.

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I normally don't share my Throne on my timeline, but it's my birthday this week so I'm just going to leave it here in case anyone wants to contribute to something on my wish list. (Not required of course, and please only do so if you have the disposable income. ❤️)

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If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got “Keep your stick on the ice!” from.