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Bard (Canadian_B3ard)

@canadian-b3ard.bsky.social

30s Amateur VA, Musician, and singer who is passionate about audios and music! Minors DNI. https://canadian-bard.carrd.co/ https://throne.com/canadian_b3ard https://ko-fi.com/canadianbard https://tellonym.me/canadianb3ard

75 Followers  |  92 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.8956

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[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [M4F] Warming Up Your Lamia Roommate [Script Fill] [British Accent] [Lamia] [Snakeboy] [Tail] [Forked tongue] [Cowgirl] [Roommates ... Posted by goodeveningdarling - 3 votes and 3 comments

Finally posting new content on Reddit. And we start with a wonderful Snakeboy audio from the pen of @semaphoretowers.bsky.social

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21.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The really important phone call I’ve been waiting on all day gets me every time. πŸ˜…

25.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The entire thread is worth reading, more than once. I'm not the best at putting thoughts into words and this thread said it perfectly. Consent isn't something that can be given while drunk/inebriated, and if you're the sober person it's on you to be the responsible/decent person.

24.06.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no if and/or buts. I was there when this happened. We made it very clear that we would be drinking. We respected his choice to remain sober. He was the ONLY sober one. Consent CANNOT be given when one is DRUNK/INEBRIATED. She was UNABLE to say NO or STOP.

20.06.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The gif broke, so have another great quote instead by Biff lol.

18.05.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a gif you can hear.

Seeing Pandita's gif made me have to share this one. Biff Tannen is one of the greatest movie shitheads of all time. Not to mention Thomas F. Wilson crushing it playing all the different variations of the character.

18.05.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a basketball uniform is asking if he could be of some assistance Alt: Bill Murray in a basketball uniform is asking if he could be of some assistance
14.05.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of chocolate pancakes plated with a chocolate ganache sauce with powdered sugar on top.

A picture of chocolate pancakes plated with a chocolate ganache sauce with powdered sugar on top.

On today’s episode of β€œCooking with Bard”: Care for a sweet tooth breakfast? ❀️ Chocolate pancakes with a chocolate ganache sauce, topped with some powdered sugar. Definitely one for the chocolate lovers lol.

Something something we’re gonna need the carbs/sugar something something.

08.05.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOfEroticAudio/comments/1jf5p6g/f4a_f4m_f4f_i_miss_you_ramblefap_short_and_sweet/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOfEroticAudio/comments/1jf5p6g/f4a_f4m_f4f_i_miss_you_ramblefap_short_and_sweet/

Just a little "I miss you" with some background... ambiance.🀭 Only 5:20 long so good to sneak in anywhere.

#NSFWAudio

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19.03.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'@canadianb3ard' how Old are u ?

"how Old are u ?" - Young enough that I know some dank memes, and old enough that I can throw out my back by sneezing too aggressively.

tellonym.me/canadianb3ar...

11.03.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is art in its purest form.

I always knew that Tom Nook guy was into shady business.

08.03.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of meatloaf on a sheet pan, mashed potatoes in a pot, and corn in a pot

A picture of meatloaf on a sheet pan, mashed potatoes in a pot, and corn in a pot

Meat loaf on a sheet pan

Meat loaf on a sheet pan

Meat loaf, corn, and mashed potatoes on a plate.

Meat loaf, corn, and mashed potatoes on a plate.

On tonight’s episode of β€œBard Cooks”, we have Glazed Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. On my hubby resume I guess I can add β€œwill cook meals at unhinged hours (this was ready at approx 11pm lol)”

08.03.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is an amazing T-Shirt!

Also, "Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you" is peak voice acting.

26.02.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a green gremlin says thank you in green letters on a black background ALT: a green gremlin says thank you in green letters on a black background
26.02.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From Canadian_B3ard's profile on Reddit: Belated 2 year cake day & 300 followers! Thank you so much - AMA Announcement Posted by Canadian_B3ard - 2 votes and 0 comments

Going to be hosting a little AMA to celebrate 300 followers and a belated 2 year cake day! Check out the post if you're interested! <3

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26.02.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Poster art of the movie "Thankskilling" showing "Turkie", the murderous turkey. Says "Warning! Boobs in the first second! and "Gobble gobble motherf#%@er!"

Poster art of the movie "Thankskilling" showing "Turkie", the murderous turkey. Says "Warning! Boobs in the first second! and "Gobble gobble motherf#%@er!"

May I interest you in a viewing of... Thankskilling?

25.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 night, bonus points if it’s a bad (so bad it’s good) horror movie.

24.02.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is laying in bed holding a knife . ALT: a man is laying in bed holding a knife .
24.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I approve this message.

24.02.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Throne | Canadian_B3ard | My Wishlist Send Canadian_B3ard gifts via Throne. Browse Canadian_B3ard's favorite products listed on their Throne Wishlist via throne.com.

Good luck all!

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24.02.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.

22.02.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, I would have kept going but I ran out of characters. πŸ˜‚

21.02.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign  that says β€œDildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

A sign that says β€œDildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

A sign  that says β€œDildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

A sign that says β€œDildo”, stylized like the Hollywood sign.

Yeah definitely, us Newfies are an interesting folk. πŸ€·πŸ˜‚ Dildo, NFLD even has a sign that’s stylized like the Hollywood Sign.

21.02.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Quote this with a real world place name that sounds like a porn Parody title. *inhales *

Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Dildo, NFLD
Conception Bay, NFLD
Blow Me Down, NFLD
Virgin Cove, NFLD
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Nut Mountain, SK
Spread Eagle, NFLD
Ball’s Falls, ON
Big Beaver, SK

21.02.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A closeup picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A closeup picture of cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing on a plate

A picture of uncooked banana bread in a bread pan, shown just before baking.

A picture of uncooked banana bread in a bread pan, shown just before baking.

A picture of banana bread in a bread pan, fresh out of the oven.

A picture of banana bread in a bread pan, fresh out of the oven.

On today’s episode of Bard cooks (or bakes in this case): We have cinnamon roll blondies with cream cheese icing! Also going to share a picture of banana bread that I made earlier in the week.

11.02.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture showing Bard’s height is 6’5” tall

A picture showing Bard’s height is 6’5” tall

Saw a bunch of these, thought I’d share mine as well. I’m a bit of a giant. πŸ˜…

03.02.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily for you my dear I made enough for two portions, I would just have to fry a few eggs! ❀️

02.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Loco Moco, fried eggs on top of a beef patty, on a bed of white rice with gravy. Garnished with sliced green onions.

A picture of Loco Moco, fried eggs on top of a beef patty, on a bed of white rice with gravy. Garnished with sliced green onions.

On tonight’s episode of Bard cooks, we have Loco Moco!

For anyone who’s not had the joy of eating this: Loco Moco is a Hawaiian dish featuring a fried beef patty on a bed of white rice, with beef gravy, finished with fried eggs and garnished with green onions.

02.02.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I normally don't share my Throne on my timeline, but it's my birthday this week so I'm just going to leave it here in case anyone wants to contribute to something on my wish list. (Not required of course, and please only do so if you have the disposable income. ❀️)

throne.com/canadian_b3ard

30.01.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

Watched this show a lot when I was a kid. Always put a smile on my face. It’s also where I got β€œKeep your stick on the ice!” from.

30.01.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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