lamp

girl who goes under your desk but can't bring herself to suck you off because your cable management is just so messy

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

when you start dating an engineer more experienced in cnc than you and you realize there's a problematic lathe gap

It's gonna be a tough November

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

i think it's good actually that a videogame prominently featuring AI voice acting is finding success while my VA friends haven't found steady work in years and have their rates forcibly ground into dust over the few reliable gigs left

but hey the game is really fun right!!!!!!!

saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost

Fun fact: if you fight hard enough for socialism your credit card debt and students loans will disappear

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.

gift from emma

Spooky season 🔪

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

their true objection to this stuff was never that it’s dangerous or unnatural - it was only that it benefits transsexuals, a minority that personally disgusts them

begging my cis girlfriend to start taking testosterone so shell get mad and hit me more often

a snickers bar with a copy of morrowind tribunal in it

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game

everyday i am blessed to see beautiful transgender women on campus, world is incredible

it’s my beautiful home but it’s also the most annoying place on earth. there are kinds of people you didn’t know could _exist_ on tumblr

Severed Steel. 57 / 57 achievements

you should play this video game :)

puppygirl in a tshirt that says "AUTISTIC BY BIRTH DOGGIRL BY THE GRACE OF GOD" someone is patting her head saying "good girl" and she is blushing and thinking of a puppy wagging its tail going YIPPIEEE

blessed by the grace of dog
.*.꒰ঌ(っ˘꒳˘ｃ)‪໒꒱.*.

the front cover of Constant Companions deluxe edition CD

the inside of Constant Companions deluxe edition CD, featuring a holographic card of Jamie Paige

peam delivered

many of you

A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went

moomin :)

The Inumoto sisters

my aesthetic is failurecore