Mr Shelby🕵🏽‍♂️

Mehn i can’t sleep

hello👋 i’m new here, can we be mutuals?🥺

It’s like everyone on here wants to be a porn star

She’s so pretty

Can’t even say man, your DM’s closed man

Not really

Smoking🚬 & thinking 💭

Hi

Nice JPEGs 😏

Good morning

Lesser than expected

Hmm, i don’t know, calling the president stupid is a lot

but we don’t talk anymore😞💔

Remember that one time we fucked in the toilet at a restaurant?..

Too often we seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man

Smoking🚬 & thinking 💭

Mr Shelby?🤓

Mr Shelby?🤓

Hmmm

If women can't handle the internet, maybe they should log off. Men get harassed too, but you don't see us trying to destroy technology over it. Maybe the real issue is some people are just too sensitive for the real world.

Too often we seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man

Oh please. It's called politics, not purity. You think you win by preaching to the choir? He's playing chess while you're crying over checkers. Marginalize now, mobilize later. A win is a win, and your moral posturing loses every time.

Priorities: A loaded rifle in public = 'exercise of rights.' A pastrami on rye in the same park = 'misdemeanor threat.' This isn't about safety, it's about arming the right kind of chaos. But please, tell us more about ‘law and order.’

hello👋 i’m new here, can we be mutuals?🥺

When you can’t fix the crime, just fix the numbers. Welcome to Baltimore math.🧮

‘Historic lows’? Sure, if you ignore the fact that the city reclassified half the violent crimes as ‘public nuisances’ and called it a day. Creative accounting doesn’t make streets safer, it just makes politicians look competent for five minutes.

A 'diversion'? You don’t say. It’s almost like someone is desperately trying to point fingers everywhere except the island guest logs sitting in a vault. But sure, let’s pretend this is about 'transparency' and not a staged magician’s trick.