Dan Warren

Why would a cat trust a person on whether something is or isn't cat food? Can you really claim to be the expert here?

don't cry because it's over, laugh because it sucked the whole time

It's not my favorite song of his, but the first time I heard Power On by James Blake (Let's go home and talk shit about everyone/Let's go home, finally) I laughed so hard from instant recognition that I couldn't breathe for a bit. I was on a train in Frankfurt at the time and I got some Looks.

A screenshot from google maps of a town called Ballarat, which is near Melbourne.

dang how balla was this rat that he has a whole town named after him

does make it hard to concentrate

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

A cat wrapped in a red rug, with nothing visible but its face.

And just as mysteriously, he has reappeared!

A cat carrier with the top taken off, with a red carpet inside that very clearly has a cat hiding underneath it.

Brought G Unit to the vet for his pre-travel parasite treatment but when we opened the carrier he had mysteriously vanished!

Condolences

I gave up on using my professional email for anything other than internal matters long ago. It only causes problems given how much I move around!

A screenshot of an Amazon listing that says Hill's Science Diet Urinary Hairball Control Adult

holy shit i didn't know they could get urinary hairballs

I just got a rejection letter for a job I applied for in November 2022. I'm guessing negotiations with the preferred candidate took a while.

I think the elephant got loose Just an old track I dug out while searching for instrumentals for something. This was an exercise messing with the idea from the equal interval system that repeating sets of intervals tend to be

Just dug out this old track while trying to find some music for a different thing.

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A picture of a shoebill next to a picture of pop musician Sabrina Carpenter. Both are measured at 152cm. Very suspicious.

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

love this for you

Sometimes dudes do in fact rock

A photo of a small restaurant in Melbourne with a red sign that says Taste Dumpling

So much better than the old Tasteless Dumpling place that used to be here

get their ass

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andrew yang and i are getting old and i still haven’t walked in the glow of the thousand free bucks he promised

A bag of chips that says THE LEGEND OF SHRIMP CRACKERS and lower down in an absolutely eye-watering pink and purple it says tomato sour flavor.

There’s some that say if you listen real close on the night of the new moon you can still hear him going crunch…crunch…crunch

Screenshot of a Mastodon post saying that everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine", with some examples.

been kicking this around with friends and it works incredibly well