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Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff. Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit. https://linktr.ee/danlwarren Opinions, jokes, and cat pictures presented here are my own.

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Research Fellow - Canberra / ACT, ACT, Australia Classification: Academic Level BSalary package: $121,598 to 137,870 per annum plus 17% superannuationTerm: Full Time, Fixed Term (up to June 2030) The Position The candidate will be part of the ANU Ph...

Just in case anybody out there wants a postdoc with some of the coolest people in the field, here it is!

jobs.anu.edu.au/jobs/researc...

10.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no verification but jerification

10.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did it fall or was it pushed?!??!?!?!??!

10.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the brady punch

09.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have PR, I think it would be way less complicated if I didn’t. :-/

09.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or they hate me personally, one or the other.

09.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For real my own tiny conspiracy theory is that they’re doing this on purpose to prop up the pension system, which ain’t doing great.

09.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm demanding hella back pay

09.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how large of a team they have had working on the question of whether four is less than ten for the past year, but presumably their finest minds are on the case and they will arrive at an answer eventually. Eager to hear what they conclude.

09.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an interesting question for them to be hung up on, as I worked in Japan for about three and a half years and was only a resident for four. I said so on the initial form and sent extra proof of same six months ago when they requested it.

09.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am now on month fifteen of trying to get my pension refund from Japan. The latest update from the OIST resource center is that the people at the national pension office are trying to determine whether I worked in Japan for more than ten years, which would make me ineligible.

09.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"There are these things called books. And every revolutionary that the government was scared of enough to murder wrote one. And they're so confident you won't read it, they have it for free at the library." - Josh Johnson

08.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

proud of her

08.03.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my all time faves and responsible for the name of one of my scientific papers, β€œLife in the unthinking depths”. Got Vinge’s blessing and everything, which was a huge nerd moment for me.

08.03.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of part of an old magazine ad for a novelty watch where the face says TIME TO FUCK.

A screenshot of part of an old magazine ad for a novelty watch where the face says TIME TO FUCK.

the answer may surprise you

08.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wife eye

08.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7417    πŸ” 2094    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 111
A screenshot of a New York Times article entitled β€œTrump says he should have a role in choosing Iran’s next leader”

A screenshot of a New York Times article entitled β€œTrump says he should have a role in choosing Iran’s next leader”

Congrats to Barron on his upcoming promotion

06.03.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A post by mayor Zohran Mamdani saying "Iftar, Day 16", showing him being passed a plate of food. Underneath that is a reply by Mike Daily (@mikedaily.bsky.social) saying:

"I’m not sure this is a great idea, purely from a political strategic POV.
You don’t tend to see Christian politicians documenting their religious engagements in detail. (maybe a few exceptions I’m no expert)
But ppl voted him in to focus on fixing the city - inequality, affordability, etc."

A post by mayor Zohran Mamdani saying "Iftar, Day 16", showing him being passed a plate of food. Underneath that is a reply by Mike Daily (@mikedaily.bsky.social) saying: "I’m not sure this is a great idea, purely from a political strategic POV. You don’t tend to see Christian politicians documenting their religious engagements in detail. (maybe a few exceptions I’m no expert) But ppl voted him in to focus on fixing the city - inequality, affordability, etc."

sir can you tell me your location, I think there's a gas leak in your house

06.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can AI Replace Social Science Researchers? No. No it can't. Come on, now.

Karpf: "If you think Claude Code is a better social scientist than you, then you’re probably right. But that means, at some point, you stopped trying to answer interesting/puzzling questions and started trying to win the publish-the-most-articles race." davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/can-ai-rep...

06.03.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

As an Okie by birth with many ties to the state I feel like I can fairly confidently say he is absolutely none of those things.

06.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That is fantastic. The one that sticks with me is "Beef...beef beef AT NIGHT"

05.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Beef
YouTube video by Dan Warren Beef

hot take: gen AI was better when it was worse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrs...

05.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This account is always fun but this is exceptional. I keep waiting for them to bring up Smallhope Biggs, who was apparently an ancestor of mine.

04.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alt text is important for accessibility but what we don’t talk about as much is that it’s also a great opportunity for joke density

04.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 882    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Similarly I think it’s laughable that people think scientists have conspired to hide the truth about climate change or whatever when a huge chunk of the job is arguing over literally everything.

04.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tell them you’re the safety coordinator and it was about to falafel the wall

04.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, same. I’ve never had a laptop that was still completely sufficient so long after I bought it.

04.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmfao get wrecked

04.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3985    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

Why would a cat trust a person on whether something is or isn't cat food? Can you really claim to be the expert here?

03.03.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0