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@danlwarren.bsky.social
Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff. Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit. https://linktr.ee/danlwarren Opinions, jokes, and cat pictures presented here are my own.
Just in case anybody out there wants a postdoc with some of the coolest people in the field, here it is!
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no verification but jerification
10.03.2026 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did it fall or was it pushed?!??!?!?!??!
10.03.2026 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the brady punch
09.03.2026 23:42 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have PR, I think it would be way less complicated if I didnβt. :-/
09.03.2026 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or they hate me personally, one or the other.
09.03.2026 03:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For real my own tiny conspiracy theory is that theyβre doing this on purpose to prop up the pension system, which ainβt doing great.
09.03.2026 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm demanding hella back pay
09.03.2026 02:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't know how large of a team they have had working on the question of whether four is less than ten for the past year, but presumably their finest minds are on the case and they will arrive at an answer eventually. Eager to hear what they conclude.
09.03.2026 02:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is an interesting question for them to be hung up on, as I worked in Japan for about three and a half years and was only a resident for four. I said so on the initial form and sent extra proof of same six months ago when they requested it.
09.03.2026 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am now on month fifteen of trying to get my pension refund from Japan. The latest update from the OIST resource center is that the people at the national pension office are trying to determine whether I worked in Japan for more than ten years, which would make me ineligible.
09.03.2026 02:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"There are these things called books. And every revolutionary that the government was scared of enough to murder wrote one. And they're so confident you won't read it, they have it for free at the library." - Josh Johnson
08.03.2026 21:18 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0proud of her
08.03.2026 09:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of my all time faves and responsible for the name of one of my scientific papers, βLife in the unthinking depthsβ. Got Vingeβs blessing and everything, which was a huge nerd moment for me.
08.03.2026 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot of part of an old magazine ad for a novelty watch where the face says TIME TO FUCK.
the answer may surprise you
08.03.2026 06:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wife eye
08.03.2026 06:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
07.03.2026 23:44 β π 7417 π 2094 π¬ 70 π 111A screenshot of a New York Times article entitled βTrump says he should have a role in choosing Iranβs next leaderβ
Congrats to Barron on his upcoming promotion
06.03.2026 09:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A post by mayor Zohran Mamdani saying "Iftar, Day 16", showing him being passed a plate of food. Underneath that is a reply by Mike Daily (@mikedaily.bsky.social) saying: "Iβm not sure this is a great idea, purely from a political strategic POV. You donβt tend to see Christian politicians documenting their religious engagements in detail. (maybe a few exceptions Iβm no expert) But ppl voted him in to focus on fixing the city - inequality, affordability, etc."
sir can you tell me your location, I think there's a gas leak in your house
06.03.2026 04:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Karpf: "If you think Claude Code is a better social scientist than you, then youβre probably right. But that means, at some point, you stopped trying to answer interesting/puzzling questions and started trying to win the publish-the-most-articles race." davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/can-ai-rep...
06.03.2026 03:48 β π 256 π 55 π¬ 4 π 1As an Okie by birth with many ties to the state I feel like I can fairly confidently say he is absolutely none of those things.
06.03.2026 00:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1That is fantastic. The one that sticks with me is "Beef...beef beef AT NIGHT"
05.03.2026 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
hot take: gen AI was better when it was worse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrs...
This account is always fun but this is exceptional. I keep waiting for them to bring up Smallhope Biggs, who was apparently an ancestor of mine.
04.03.2026 15:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alt text is important for accessibility but what we donβt talk about as much is that itβs also a great opportunity for joke density
04.03.2026 14:04 β π 882 π 148 π¬ 10 π 4Similarly I think itβs laughable that people think scientists have conspired to hide the truth about climate change or whatever when a huge chunk of the job is arguing over literally everything.
04.03.2026 14:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tell them youβre the safety coordinator and it was about to falafel the wall
04.03.2026 14:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, same. Iβve never had a laptop that was still completely sufficient so long after I bought it.
04.03.2026 14:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lmfao get wrecked
04.03.2026 04:36 β π 3985 π 509 π¬ 26 π 4Why would a cat trust a person on whether something is or isn't cat food? Can you really claim to be the expert here?
03.03.2026 04:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0