VampAmber Has Depwession... 📻🍎

Thats a good question Luci 😂

I wrote porn instead of studying. Oopsie...

#fanfiction

Worth the read, I promise. Especially if you're a creator.

Buried in the polls, with every American screaming for the Epstein files, the walls are closing in on Tangerine Palpatine.

Sending troops to every city you can in a desperate attempt to make martial law happen is not strength. It’s the last gasp of a dying regime.

Good news, artists! Did you miss out on sign ups? Well… we’ve actually got so many writers ready, we have some open slots! To join at this stage you must DM us the piece you’ll use for submissions! This will be open till the 14th October or until full! Piece must not have been shared elsewhere <3

So, I accidentally oopsed, aaaaaand... here's the set list for the next Lucifer Fluff Week (date, and basically everything else, to be determined). Maybe looking at January?

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer #LuciferHazbinHotel #Fluff #Lucifer #LuciferMagne #LuciferMorningstar

Quote with two characters you like and tag 5 people to do the same!

I like 'em silly? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@sayarose.bsky.social
@aceslutsociety.bsky.social
@lisethebees.bsky.social
@cyanjockstrap.bsky.social
@buttonsqueak.bsky.social

And heres the fluffer

#deer 🦌

I've reached the point in my anthropology class where this meme/conversation becomes completely relevant. If you're much into #fanfiction at all, you basically know an entirely new language. I'm pretty sure there's even dialects between the different sites, like AO3, Wattpad, etc.

The trick is to find the ones that accept everybody. It feels like that's most people's only option lately. *hugs it you want 'em*

@vampamber.bsky.social I gave it a try :3

#FemLucifer #LuciferHazbinHotel

#HazbinHotel fanartists, I have a mission for you, if you so choose to accept it. I need to see either #FemAlastor or #FemLucifer in this outfit. #CherriBomb might also look good in this, or even #AngelDust. But especially #HazbinHotelLucifer or #HazbinHotelAlastor. Go forth, make smutty pictures!

And I have one more Goblin King Alastor from the RadioApple Labyrinth AU that I made last night instead of sleeping. Presenting Jareth's pants that leave little to the imagination
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelalastor

Boobs, yes, very boobs.

Hey, I know I make a lot of jokes, but I wanna be vulnerable and truthful for a second:
YOU BITCHES ARE NOT FUCKING READY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvb6...
@vivziepop.bsky.social

He is very much magically delicious. *nodnod*

Thank you for choosing my favorite character as your favorite to draw. 😊

Finally! Writer sign-ups are open, fill in the google sheet and get your keyboards ready, come and meet the artists! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #eggplosion #bigbang #reversebang

In the news of Lucifer being designed to be sexy I am once again sharing my meme #radioapple

The Power👀

#appleradio #radioapple #alastor #lucifer #HazbinHotel

Oh goodie, the bullshit censorship laws finally hit Ohio. I just had to verify I was an adult to use Bluesky. P*dophiles are running the country, but I gotta prove my age to see a picture of a fictional cartoon adult having sex.

I found more joy in life this way.

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinema as a kid.

It was the first movie I ever watched in a theater. I was so excited. 😊

Soooooo....anybody hoping for something like this in season2?🤣 Alastor really does need a liiittle (a LOT) of help😅 also, I'm sure Lucifer is gonna be a little shit about it😂

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #radioapple #alastorfanart #lucifermorningstar #hazbinhotelminicomic

He wants to dictate what the press can say.
What a university can teach.
Whom a company can employ.
And to whom the law shall apply.

He who wants all this is not a president,
But strives to be a dictator.
And all who succumb are not citizens,
But subjects.

Dude, why the hell does Microsoft Word have such a raging hate boner for the Oxford Comma? Seriously, I use it for my schoolwork, and it always bitches about not needing the comma, even though it totally does. Fuck you, Microsoft, I will die on this hill. Oxford Comma for life!

Radio Silence summary: Lucifer asked to sit in on Alastor's radio program, though he had ulterior motives. Sexual ones. But Alastor is ever the consumate professional, so he decides to keep his boyfriend quiet during the broadcast by stuffing every wet little hole with a shadow tentecle to keep him occupied. Yet another brilliant, successful plan, as always. But once it's all over, Lucifer says something he never expected, shocking him in the best of ways.

Looking for a little bit of #RadioApple smut to unholy your Sunday? Well, you've found it! @radioapplelibrary.bsky.social held an NSFW prompt sprint event, and this was my entry. Enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/71500616

#HazbinHotel #AlastorxLucifer #HazbinHotelAlastor ##HazbinHotelLucifer #pwp