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“keep the horny off this app”

how about stop showing up and hating on the sex workers here that were amongst the first to join the app, actually.
set your muted words and moderation preferences so you don’t see what you don’t want to but don’t try to bully them off bluesky

09.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 19161    🔁 5201    💬 199    📌 390
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Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!

31.07.2025 16:14 — 👍 3184    🔁 2487    💬 18    📌 28
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This!

02.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 2113    🔁 1043    💬 26    📌 50

"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you

03.08.2025 00:35 — 👍 7431    🔁 2300    💬 14    📌 47
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a person is holding a piece of paper with the word spadder on it ALT: a person is holding a piece of paper with the word spadder on it

LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR MASTERCARD’S CEO

STEP 1: CALL +1 914 249 2000
STEP 2: TYPE 0
STEP 3: TYPE 6432224#
STEP 4: TYPE 1

Congratulations, and have fun calling the executive who matters most in this Steam / itchio censorship situation

30.07.2025 02:03 — 👍 3239    🔁 2169    💬 18    📌 144

"The credit card company told us to tell you..."

Yeah well then the credit card company's being a little bitch ain't it

02.08.2025 05:24 — 👍 239    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 1

everyone get more self-indulgent and insane about your own ocs NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

31.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 2751    🔁 1518    💬 47    📌 54

As a Canadian I used this article as the reason I was calling yesterday.

“Hi I was hoping you could help me figure out what’s going on? You see I just read this article…”

01.08.2025 12:58 — 👍 1168    🔁 599    💬 3    📌 1
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Time has changed

01.08.2025 08:15 — 👍 13364    🔁 4876    💬 71    📌 57

This is going to ruin so many cis women's lives. They had to end it in the 2000's because it resulted in women having their lives destroyed, partners leaving them, family disowning them etc. After some high profile suicides and attempts , they had to stop.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...

31.07.2025 14:42 — 👍 2182    🔁 875    💬 42    📌 31
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we've lost the art of cutting high-waisted, full legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks

26.07.2025 22:26 — 👍 10106    🔁 971    💬 613    📌 280
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Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

30.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 15255    🔁 6052    💬 125    📌 265
Scanned page displaying the internal layout of the TCM AGS, including componentry, ammunition stowage, crew positions and power train, among other details.

Scanned page displaying the internal layout of the TCM AGS, including componentry, ammunition stowage, crew positions and power train, among other details.

Scanned page displaying the TCM AGS autoloader and replenisher mechanism.

Scanned page displaying the TCM AGS autoloader and replenisher mechanism.

Scanned page basically just advertising how you can slap an LPT on any damn hull, specifically listing the AGS, LAV, Rooikat, and M60.

Scanned page basically just advertising how you can slap an LPT on any damn hull, specifically listing the AGS, LAV, Rooikat, and M60.

Scanned page displaying that one thing that keeps being tried but kinda falling through with using a common AGS hull for multiple vehicle roles, including sensory equipment, 105 LPT with add on missiles, air defense, mortar systems, a raised hull IFV, and a fucking 120mm LPT???

Scanned page displaying that one thing that keeps being tried but kinda falling through with using a common AGS hull for multiple vehicle roles, including sensory equipment, 105 LPT with add on missiles, air defense, mortar systems, a raised hull IFV, and a fucking 120mm LPT???

(2/2)

30.07.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Scanned page of a TCM AGS illustration showing different weapons mounted to overhead wings on the turret side. The different weapons shown are 2 different types of rocket pod and one large ATGM like missile

Scanned page of a TCM AGS illustration showing different weapons mounted to overhead wings on the turret side. The different weapons shown are 2 different types of rocket pod and one large ATGM like missile

Scanned page going into greater detail about potential weapons mounted to the overhead wings, listing specifically: Hydra 70 rockets, TOW, Hellfire, Stinger, ATGM pods, Supplemental weapon pods, CM sensors, CM reaction pods, and MMW radar.

Scanned page going into greater detail about potential weapons mounted to the overhead wings, listing specifically: Hydra 70 rockets, TOW, Hellfire, Stinger, ATGM pods, Supplemental weapon pods, CM sensors, CM reaction pods, and MMW radar.

Scanned page of a more detailed illustration for the mounting of auxillary TOW missiles to the overhead wings

Scanned page of a more detailed illustration for the mounting of auxillary TOW missiles to the overhead wings

Scanned page going over the rough dimensions for a 30 us ton configuration of the TCM AGS

Scanned page going over the rough dimensions for a 30 us ton configuration of the TCM AGS

I found some more scanned pages about LPTs!!! (1/2)

30.07.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lesbian dogs wip 2

(I'm locked in)

30.07.2025 07:00 — 👍 1889    🔁 343    💬 28    📌 1
WHY?
On July 2025, Steam, a popular storefront to purchase games on PC, and itch.io, a storefront that sells
games, comics, tools, resources and much more, have recently delisted several NSFW games, after the
group Collective Shout published an open letter to payment processors such as Visa, MasterCard, PayPal,
and more. As a result of this letter, payment processors have strongarmed Valve and itch.io into enforcing
restrictive new TOS policies on what kind of content their platforms can host and sell.

Visa, Mastercard, Stripe and Paypal have been censoring free speech and legal business on the internet for TOO LONG. Their most recent targets are Steam and Itch.io, but they have also been pressuring websites like Pixiv, Patreon, Fansly, Onlyfans and MORE for years, applying draconian standards for what kind of adult/pornographic content platiorms and their users can host and sell.

If we as consumers and creators want to regain ground on this issue, we have to make our voice heard.

HOW?
BOMBARD THEM WITH PHONE CALLS
Collective Shout, the organization that lobbied to have Steam and Itch.io change their TOS, did so with only around 1000 phone calls. Visa and MC have backed down from pressuring Onlyians to remove adult content entirely due to public backlash. Clogging their phone lines for an extended perlou, over a mont at the absolute least, will almost gudrantee that these compantes will at least have to pay attention to the backlash. this list is not exhaustive. but some contact points for the 4 targets are:

1. VISA:
(US + Can): +1 [8001-847-2911
US option selection for operator: 1-1-2 or 1-1-3

2. MASTERCARD:
(US): +1 (8001-307-7309
US option selection for operator: 1-1-2-2-2-1
Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111

3. STRIPE:
(Headquarters): +118881 963-8955
(France): +33 805-11-19-67
Stripe: complaints@stripe.com

4. PAYPAL:
(US): +1 (888)-221-1161
(outside US): 1-402-935-2050
Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

WHY? On July 2025, Steam, a popular storefront to purchase games on PC, and itch.io, a storefront that sells games, comics, tools, resources and much more, have recently delisted several NSFW games, after the group Collective Shout published an open letter to payment processors such as Visa, MasterCard, PayPal, and more. As a result of this letter, payment processors have strongarmed Valve and itch.io into enforcing restrictive new TOS policies on what kind of content their platforms can host and sell. Visa, Mastercard, Stripe and Paypal have been censoring free speech and legal business on the internet for TOO LONG. Their most recent targets are Steam and Itch.io, but they have also been pressuring websites like Pixiv, Patreon, Fansly, Onlyfans and MORE for years, applying draconian standards for what kind of adult/pornographic content platiorms and their users can host and sell. If we as consumers and creators want to regain ground on this issue, we have to make our voice heard. HOW? BOMBARD THEM WITH PHONE CALLS Collective Shout, the organization that lobbied to have Steam and Itch.io change their TOS, did so with only around 1000 phone calls. Visa and MC have backed down from pressuring Onlyians to remove adult content entirely due to public backlash. Clogging their phone lines for an extended perlou, over a mont at the absolute least, will almost gudrantee that these compantes will at least have to pay attention to the backlash. this list is not exhaustive. but some contact points for the 4 targets are: 1. VISA: (US + Can): +1 [8001-847-2911 US option selection for operator: 1-1-2 or 1-1-3 2. MASTERCARD: (US): +1 (8001-307-7309 US option selection for operator: 1-1-2-2-2-1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 3. STRIPE: (Headquarters): +118881 963-8955 (France): +33 805-11-19-67 Stripe: complaints@stripe.com 4. PAYPAL: (US): +1 (888)-221-1161 (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

Cheat Sheet v.2

nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information

imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i

more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!

27.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 8970    🔁 7473    💬 80    📌 209
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Make a complaint | European Union How to complain about breaches of EU law and what procedures to follow.

I notice there's a lack of EU numbers or links, given that these payment processors are potentially violating EU law by affecting sites that host creators who are legal EU citizens.

european-union.europa.eu/contact-eu/m...
# for EU callers: +800 6 7 8 9 10 11
# for non-EU callers: +32 22 99 96 96

28.07.2025 21:32 — 👍 335    🔁 288    💬 2    📌 0

"Collective Shout, a small but vocal lobby group, has long called for a mandatory internet filter that would prevent access to adult content for everyone in Australia"

ADULTS ARE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE WHAT LEGAL CONTENT THEY SEE AND READ
Especially art and fictional content!

29.07.2025 06:33 — 👍 177    🔁 75    💬 2    📌 1
California Prisoners Are Free to Read as Much Werewolf Erotica as They Want Andres Martinez, serving time for attempted murder and robbery at the Secured Housing Unit at Pelican Bay State Prison in California, is free to read his werewolf-human erotica novel, according t...

Given the current goings on I thought it might be interesting to point out that the US court system ruled that werewolf porn wasn’t obscene more than a decade ago: www.theatlantic.com/national/arc...

29.07.2025 09:41 — 👍 584    🔁 250    💬 4    📌 5
An image of an anthro dog boy in a crop top and panties. The crop top reads "KEEP CALLING" and the panties read "WE CAN WIN." Text around him reads: Barking news: Hot furries go to yellat.money & yap for queer creators and sex workers! Be polite, be chill, be persistent! Be the annoying queer you've always longed 2 be! He looks a little devious and is yap yap yapping into his phone. It is a silly doodle about an important thing.

An image of an anthro dog boy in a crop top and panties. The crop top reads "KEEP CALLING" and the panties read "WE CAN WIN." Text around him reads: Barking news: Hot furries go to yellat.money & yap for queer creators and sex workers! Be polite, be chill, be persistent! Be the annoying queer you've always longed 2 be! He looks a little devious and is yap yap yapping into his phone. It is a silly doodle about an important thing.

WE CAN WIN

yellat.money

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

28.07.2025 20:31 — 👍 6050    🔁 2628    💬 22    📌 13

I feel like when an apocalyptic bill get shot down due to public outcry they shouldn't be allowed to just wait & run it through again, not once, let alone 12 times or whatever it is now

28.07.2025 08:34 — 👍 526    🔁 358    💬 4    📌 2
NSFW Creators Affected By Censorship Database Form

Modded by Tavitay

Fill out this form if you're a creator whose work has been delisted on itchio, steam, gumroad or anywhere else! We're making a shareable database where people can find other ways to support creators work and stay connected. Whether you've made a game, book, art or anything else. 

Because we're sick of Visa, Mastercard and Censorship!

The form will stay open on a rolling basis

Please share this form with anyone you think might be affected and rt/ reblog it <3

NSFW Creators Affected By Censorship Database Form Modded by Tavitay Fill out this form if you're a creator whose work has been delisted on itchio, steam, gumroad or anywhere else! We're making a shareable database where people can find other ways to support creators work and stay connected. Whether you've made a game, book, art or anything else. Because we're sick of Visa, Mastercard and Censorship! The form will stay open on a rolling basis Please share this form with anyone you think might be affected and rt/ reblog it <3

If you're a nsfw creator whose work was delisted on itchio, steam or wherever else and are interested being added to a database to support creators who were impacted please fill out the form below! Screw censorship!

Likes, shares, rts are appreciated 💕

Form and mailing list / anon questions below⏬️

27.07.2025 17:09 — 👍 737    🔁 615    💬 5    📌 4

KOSA is back. This is the internet censorship bill!

And it's not just coming for SWers, it'll be coming for all LGBTQ content, because the people in charge view LGBTQ people as inherently pornagraphic!

We must push back even harder than we did last time we killed this bill 🔥

27.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 4977    🔁 4901    💬 41    📌 56
yandere-angela

i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency

in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion

butch-snorlax

How does that barcode system work? I've never heard of something like that.

yandere-angela

1. you add whatever porn games or movies or books you want to your cart and go to checkout

2. you select cash payment at conbini as your payment method

3. youre emailed a barcode that you take to the conbini

4. you show it to the cashier, they scan it, and you pay what you owe. note that the cashier does not see what youre buying

and the transaction is complete

yandere-angela i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion butch-snorlax How does that barcode system work? I've never heard of something like that. yandere-angela 1. you add whatever porn games or movies or books you want to your cart and go to checkout 2. you select cash payment at conbini as your payment method 3. youre emailed a barcode that you take to the conbini 4. you show it to the cashier, they scan it, and you pay what you owe. note that the cashier does not see what youre buying and the transaction is complete

Japan is in no way perfect, it has many flaws, but this sort of thing is fucking phenomenal and I so desperately wish we had an approximate of it becuase fuck man it sucks that so much of our lives get dictated by corporate morality

27.07.2025 15:11 — 👍 6167    🔁 2434    💬 46    📌 110

Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out

26.07.2025 14:20 — 👍 7248    🔁 5794    💬 20    📌 23
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100,000 People Marched at London Trans+ Pride. The Transphobic UK Media Ignored It. The UK’s biggest news outlets ignored a record-breaking march for trans equality, despite publishing dozens of trans stories each week.

🏳‍⚧ 100,000 people marched at London Trans+ Pride yesterday - but the BBC, Times, Telegraph & Daily Mail ignored it completely.

These outlets publish dozens of anti-trans stories a week. But when trans people show joy, pride, and solidarity?

🦗 Silence.

#TransPride #MediaBias

Read why it matters ⬇️

27.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 1229    🔁 546    💬 12    📌 14

I got through to Mastercard and the supervisor I spoke to said they're actually aware of this, they've received multiple calls and it's been escalated to their global HQ and they're awaiting a response. KEEP CALLING!!

25.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 4145    🔁 1894    💬 16    📌 14

This closing statement from TheOtherFrost on Stop Killing Games really stuck with me.

Because it doesn't just apply to the initiative.
This is Politics in a nutshell.

24.07.2025 05:09 — 👍 1689    🔁 896    💬 10    📌 5
Cartoon monster lady, Sue, in a "Don't Stop Calling T-shirt, pointing at a personification of "puritan activist groups" looming over a personification of "payment processor" 

Sue's Dialogue: YOOHOO! These motherfuckers think they can pick and choose what you do with your own money. You wouldn't let them do that, would you?

Cartoon monster lady, Sue, in a "Don't Stop Calling T-shirt, pointing at a personification of "puritan activist groups" looming over a personification of "payment processor" Sue's Dialogue: YOOHOO! These motherfuckers think they can pick and choose what you do with your own money. You wouldn't let them do that, would you?

Hey if you hate censorship and want to do more than just doompost online, you can actually do something: Being annoying!

Hoards of people have been blowing up the phones of payment processing companies to pressure them not to bend to the whims of puritan groups.

stop-paypros.neocities.org

25.07.2025 20:08 — 👍 12851    🔁 6268    💬 51    📌 42
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Facts

25.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 5534    🔁 2225    💬 20    📌 12

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